WELCOME TO SAUSAGE FEST!!!

PRENOTE: hey you! Do not even consider to sent a request to me IF YOU VE NEVER HOST SOMEONE AT ALL!! Also
If you dont ve any REFERANCE, please do not ask me to host you. Thank you. PRENOTE#2: there are many half naked male profile offering couch around nowadays, becareful!!! IMPORTANT: i decide to host male guests more often. I realize that some male guests had trouble with their hosts in bodrum territory so now on i give priority to males. (gays, transexuals and crossdressers are forbidden) IMPORTANT #2: i can only host 1 and only 1 person or 2 midgets or 4 children or 8 kittens or in same time. As i mentioned; I CAN NOT host more than 1 person. Some of you guys owns tents or sleep bag but still i prefer to not host more than 1 person. Oh! come on; i really dont want a tent on my backyard it is weirdo :) IMPORTANT #3: do not bother to sent couch requests if you dont ve any referances, i ve 2 kidney and 1 liver and i want to keep them inside! HOWEVER, i could ofcourse accept your kind offer if you are a TURKİSH RAKI fan and invite me a RAKI TABLE in any tavern. IMPORTANT #4: foreigners have priority. I do live with my own citizens almost 32 years therefore i would love to hear about some other cultures some other lands. İf you are TURKİSH and you need to stay somewhere till your job starts in season, middle season, low season, consider to work in Bodrum but cant have one yet, get a motel, i am not going to polite about those expectations. Do not even try ✌🏽 SORRY, I AM WELL AWAIRE MY PROFILE STORY ABıT LONGER THAN OTHERS. BUT TRUST ME, THOSE ARE MOSTLY WHAT I EXPERIENCED FROM CS. I am; non smoker BUT alcohol user. I dont ve any weirdo obsessions ( it is my assumption) regular and harmless guy.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

i read an article about this webpage and i love the idea of behind.

Interests

all sort of sports (watching- participating)
Non stop movie nights. (like matrix triology in 1 night long)
Reading books especially writters who also lived in town that i visit (like reading orhan pamuk in istanbul)

Music, Movies, and Books

depends on situation :)

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

i beat 10millions of sperms and i borned!

Teach, Learn, Share

Do i need to offer anything to hosts? Damn host i need a bed badly so be a good host and help your dear friend kemal :)

What I Can Share with Hosts

Rest of my life ( ofcourse it is a joke)
İ do not like long term couch requests but i can share few days of my life.

Countries I’ve Visited

Cyprus, Georgia, Greece, Italy, Malta, Serbia, Ukraine

Countries I’ve Lived In

Cyprus, Turkey