I love my friends and people who want to become my friends. Is this what you expected to read in my profile?

Actually, I'm a hard-going, closed-minded, bad-mannered, lazy, stupid, and useless guy, full of stereotypes and prejudices, liar, beggar, and any word you know with the "ar" suffix. I like to like myself.

Currently, I live with my lovely wife, check out her profile => https://www.couchsurfing.com/people/ekaterina.feitelberg
and my hilarious son =>
https://www.couchsurfing.com/people/leo-adams

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

Because I want to use people as free city guides, their home as a free hostel, and their fridge as a free bar.

The second reason is my wife, check out her profile => https://www.couchsurfing.com/people/ekaterina.feitelberg
It was her, who involved me into this hospitality routine.

Interests

I hate any activities or hobbies or whatever. I hate travelling. I also hate any kind of social networks (including this one) or social activity, because I hate society. I prefer staying at home where I have everything I need. I try not to go outside as long as possible, but when I have to, I do it just to reach my gorgeous car and continue my way driving. If you speak at least a little bit of Russian, let us speak Russian, because I hate English. What I like is my wife Katia, check out her profile => https://www.couchsurfing.com/people/ekaterina.feitelberg and my son Leo => https://www.couchsurfing.com/people/leo-adams

Music, Movies, and Books

I do not like music or reading. Especially reading. And writing. While I write these lines I feel not okay. I like Soviet films, my wife Katia, check out her profile => https://www.couchsurfing.com/people/ekaterina.feitelberg and my son Leo => https://www.couchsurfing.com/people/leo-adams

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I crossed all Europe with my wife Katia (I hope, you have checked her profile).

I crossed all south-east Asia with my wife Katia.

I crossed south Asia with my wife Katia.

I crossed the Balkans with my wife Katia.

I got married to my wife Katia.

I drank Beerlao with my wife Katia.

I drank Chang beer with my wife Katia.

I have been to Ko Chang with my wife Katia.

I have been to Sarajevo with my wife Katia.

I hitch-hiked a '65 Chevrolet Chevelle with my wife Katia.

I drove a motorcycle in Phnom Penh with my wife Katia.

I was asked whether I wanted to take a taxi while driving a motorcycle in Luangprabang with my wife Katia.

I talked to Brian Welch.

I saw a Japanese.

I played ice football.

I smoked cigarettes.

I smoked zaghloul.

I ate Tom Yum.

I drove a wrecked '86 Nissan Skyline R31 for 300 km from the town where me and my friends bought it to our home town.

I nearly drowned in a pile of cement.

I nearly set my neighbourhood on fire.

I nearly shot my friend.

I got lost in my friend's flat.

I smashed a sparkling water bottle against some guy's head.

I broke a roof of my friend's house with a coconut, which fell down after I cut it off from a palm tree in the Maldives.

I cheated on my ex-girlfriend's friend, who cheated on a guy, who cheated on his girlfriend with her, with a girl, whos boyfriend cheated on her with my ex-girlfriend.

I had a feeling that I became a giant arctic fish when I was stoned by an unknown type of marijuana.

I was asked for a cigarette by a man from a nearby car while driving a car at the speed of 110 km/h on a motorway.

I had a telephone call from a friend of mine, who got a telephone call from another friend at the same time, and we could hear and talk to each other.

I stole a truck with my friend, when we were in a village, but it had run out of fuel before we managed to reach a petrol station.

Teach, Learn, Share

I can teach you how to use my bathroom and how to connect to my Wi-Fi. I hope to learn how to be a good guest from you. I can share... Wait! Ain't I sharing my home with you?

As a guest, I can learn your name. Sometimes I really can do that. If it is a real name. Or at least a name I have heard before. I think, it should be not longer, than five characters to make me learn it. Once I forgot a three characters name, though. Well, let me take back my promise, I am not going to learn your name. The only person, whos name I remember for sure, is my wife, her name is Katia, you can check her profile => https://www.couchsurfing.com/people/ekaterina.feitelberg

What I Can Share with Hosts

I can offer them to admit my lazy arse moving around for a couple of days.

I can teach them Russian, if it does not cause any sanctions against me.

I can take my shoes off before entering your flat, if your culture requires not to bring shit from the streets to the place you stay at.

Honestly, I prefer sms or whatsapp as I hate what this web-site turned into.

Countries I’ve Visited

Albania, Austria, Belarus, Belgium, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Brunei Darussalam, Cambodia, China, Cyprus, Czech Republic, France, Germany, Indonesia, Italy, Laos, Luxembourg, Macedonia, Malaysia, Maldives, Monaco, Mongolia, Montenegro, Netherlands, Philippines, Poland, Russian Federation, Serbia, Singapore, Spain, Sri Lanka, Switzerland, Taiwan, Thailand, United Arab Emirates, Vatican City State, Viet Nam

Countries I’ve Lived In

Russian Federation

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