CURRENT MISSION

Still waking up.

ABOUT ME

perverts! stalkers! go away! eeeeeeeeeeek!

PHILOSOPHY

these guys ask me about my personal philosophy. my impersonal public philosophy is way cooler.

我为什么加入 Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

"GARDEN OF EDEN - A SWELL PLACE TO DRINK", SAY POLISH
May 9, 2009
(A Holy Article/Gospel written and edited by God Himself. Er, Myself.)

The double-hammock in Our garden collapsed this morning, around 0900 zulu, under two BDPBB's (beautiful drunk polish blonde babes): Agnieszka “The Brazilian Aga” and Kamila “Snow-White Kamka”. The upper-mentioned characters were accompanied by the Undersigned, but as a negligible quantity. Like an Electrone that has found Himself in the middle. You know, the Big Bang theory.

Here are some declarations and statements from the people that were part of the entire story:

"It started so nice! We were hammocking around and then I went up to get a new bottle of wine. Or to go to the bathroom, I can't really put my finger on it. And that's when it first happened", says "The Brazilian" Aga, the one carrying the tasks of bringing the wine to the hammock and of going to the bathroom for everybody - describing the very first ripping sound that announced Us that things were taking a wrong turn, and not in a good way.

"I have never felt such pain in my ears, it was like someone was pulling out weird red fruits from between my spikes", states Hedgie " The Blinker" Hedgehog, that replaced the dog in this interesting remake of "Three men in a boat" - right before he bursts into tears and starts running around the garden, emitting high-pitched noises, to scare away the bats. (As you know, bats and hedgehogs are not really on their best diplomatic behaviour.)

"Oh, my God, what have You done to them?!", an astonished Dana "The True Believer" Goodtwin asks Us, while goggling her eyes over the two BDPBB's.

"Vvvv. Vv. Vvvvvvvvvv vv vvvv. Vv. V" young Piotr "Flea" von Worldruler also declares, while conveniently having his eyes wide shut. Originally not being casted for the hammock-party, he somehow managed to get a part in the script by corkscrewing his way there.

"Have you been drinking all night?" - a rather serious and dazzled Ana "The Friendly" Asswhooper is genuinely concerned with Us. Her question, however, remained unanswered due to Our inability to speak because of the Holy Laughter Spasms.

Another extremely interesting and juicy statement comes from Pentax "The Beholder" Camera (what a weird family name), the designed spokesman for Ela "Archisingphotodrawguitplayer" Fairy: "Click. Click click click. Cl-cl-shvzzzzz-click." Unfortunately, this was the only uncensored statement from Mr. Pentax that We were able to fit in this article.

"It was fun while it lasted, too bad it didn't last! Laaalalalalaaa.. Uu, a guitar! Uu, the sky! Uu..!" - concludes "Snow-White Kamka”, the one responsible with showing off the dimples.

Indeed, it all came to a swift end when Agnieszka, a subtle psychologist, tried to convince the hammock that, after an all-night party, he is still strong and resistant. The hammock caved in, proving that he was, in fact, a wussy.

After a thorough investigation, Our reporters discovered that the hammock will be reinstated after a week's I.C. therapy with the renowned Dr. Iama Taylor, Ph.D. - We hope that everything goes well and the hammock will be quickly rehabilitated.

Last-hour events: we finally succeeded to get a statement from the hammock, who went into silenzio stampa right after the unfortunate incident: "Scccccccccrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrck" - Mr. Hammock Smith declared, generously allowing us to debate freely upon his words.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

so much experience that i can easily open a "lost and found" office with stuff people left at my home:

several cans of shower gel (i like the peach one and the calvin klein one - still got the calvin klein)
one pair of black boxers (washed them and currently wearing them around the house, they're ok)
one pair of black panties (these go straight in the collection, thank you, whoever you are)
three toothbrushes (some spiders were interested in those)
one b-cup bra with blue spots (it's too small for me)
one deck of austrian cards (guys, girls?)
20 euros (thank you. i know you can do better than that)
an orange plastic rain overcoat (came in handy for a friend on a rainy night)
one toothpaste (Colgate. finished it)
one narrow black bust-tits-holder, no shoulder straps. i think it came with the panties. very hot. ana likes it.
countless socks (some of them clean!)
and so on.

dudes, dudettes, i need more expensive stuff! try forgetting sleeping bags, id's, cellphones, MONEY, laptops, stuff! come on, i know you can do it!

兴趣

• running
• partying
• drinking
• gardening
• boating
• traveling
• drawing
• guitar
• psychology

音乐、电影和书籍

this goes straight in the CIA statistics, right?

我做过的一件不可思议的事情

read "gone with the wind" (those were 5 lost days), wrestled my cousin, got bitten by several dogs

教，学，和分享

here's the Lowden tradition, that was effected immediately, starting in (February 4, 2009, 2203 zulu): every couchsurfer that gets here (yeah, you too) must draw a little drawing (the subject is at your choice) and must sign our guestbook, and write there what is one of the best things that i can see/do/expect if i travel to their country/city.

the drawings will be placed on the walls of my house, because i've grown lazy with the idea of repainting the walls.

and the Lowden Guestbook will stay in good hands, protected from all evil. and all of them will be scanned and rewritten and put on my profile, and also on a website especially created for this (which doesn't yet exist, but it will).

update: i got all the necessary materials: a guestbook, blank pages for the drawings, markers, colours, and ballpoint pens. so get to work.

我游览过的国家

Austria, Belgium, Bulgaria, Czech Republic, Greece, Hungary, Israel, Italy, Portugal, Serbia, Slovakia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Tanzania, Turkey, United States

我居住过的国家

Romania

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