CURRENT MISSION

to boldly go where many have gone before

ABOUT ME

i like long walks down dark alleys. im currently boycotting acronyms. i was born yesterday but not the day before

PHILOSOPHY

why the fuck not

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

passive aggressively :)

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

ive been crashing on couches my whole life, or so it feels

Interests

nature, people, and ideas

• coloring

Music, Movies, and Books

chuck palahniuck, all things fantasy, all things comedy, and the occasional strong dose of reality (documentaries).

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I manually emptied a comatose friends stomach till his color went from white back to native american standard and have stopped more one sided ass beatings then you can shake a fist at. Oh in a dream once I talked to the dude who invented orgasms...that was cool

Teach, Learn, Share

I can teach anyone and I do mean ANYONE how to create bad first impressions!