CURRENT MISSION

I guarantee honesty and accuracy.

ABOUT ME

At the age of six I became fascinated by bread; it was the only thing I would eat and the only thing I cared about. Creating a native bread to represent my country became an obsession. I trained hard and by sixteen I had won a coveted spot working in Tokyo's most exclusive bakery, but my life as a normal Japanese schoolboy was changed forever when one day a spaceship fell from the sky right into the back yard of my quiet rural home. As if that wasn't enough, the space pirate who emerged and the interstellar cops who soon arrived hot on her trail were all gorgeous alien women who for some inexplicable reason seem to be in love with me. Too bad for them that I was already engaged by arrangement to a young martial artist raised by panda bears in rural China. Weird thing about him, though, he is only a girl if I keep him wet with cold water! Nevertheless, this would not deter me from my childhood promise to a neighborhood friend who moved away that I would meet her upon matriculation in Tokyo University. Unfortunately, after failing the entrance exam twice and being kicked out by my folks I was forced to help out part-time at my grandmother's hotel... which happens to double as a female dormitory!

I later met up with the buxom daughter of a wealthy scientist and traveled the world collecting magical wishing orbs on a bizarre misadventure to find her a boyfriend.

PHILOSOPHY

Highly controversial. Maybe I'll tell you later.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

I enjoy hosting as much as I can when I'm in New York.

Interests

Currently, my primary hobbies are: eating Sichuan food, drinking espresso, and reading Reddit.

If you like any of those things, I think I can help you have a very good time in New York.

• dining
• drinking
• reading
• science

Music, Movies, and Books

On cozy winter nights Matt and I enjoy reading the plays of Tennessee Williams and Oscar Wilde.

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