CURRENT MISSION

Sleep and Biscuits

ABOUT ME

We are a group of friends attempting to survive in an uninhabitable ramshackle of a 'house'. This delightfully dilapidated dwelling of ours has a haunted mansion type feel to it with a pinch of lavender and a dash of love. We are like some poorly designed MTV reality TV show where 6 completely opposite people have been put into a house to amuse and entertain but are only capable of boring and confusing its viewers. 2 of us are teachers, 2 of us are students and there's one lawyer to allow these relationships to blossom.

We are looking for anyone who is keen to socialise and hang out with us. Most of us are fairly busy with jobs, uni and other life related matters but we are always keen for a a few beers and a chat at the very least. We can give you a good Aussie experience you most likely will forget. You don't have to go home, but you can stay here!

PHILOSOPHY

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

We leave our couch free from around 11pm to 11am. A lovely 12 hour window for you to re cooperate from what ever it is you do. And yes, you will be sat on at 11:01 in the morning (Oh I should mention I don't wear pants in the morning, a brown eye can cause pink eye in the blink of an eye).

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

Lezz and Lemon surfed throughout the world during 2011 (they think they are worldly and cultured, we think they are stingy and cheap). The rest of us are new grommets to couch surfing having to repay the debts of their oodles and oodles of couch surfing. Check out their old page... http://www.couchsurfing.org/profile.html?id=JMI45G0 If anyone is going to sympathise with your desperate need of a couch they are the ones to plead to.

Interests

All of us have different interest so we will go in single file alphabetical order. Our only group interest is wizard chess and making paper mache wind chimes.

Bra- Spends most his time patrolling the stairway in his underwear, chanting: 'ohh weee ohh, weeee ohh ohh'.

Kev- Enjoys semi-erotic soft core pornography. He hasn't left his room since the 2006, the door handle is very slippery.

Lemon- Keeps us all regular. A colon cleanse massage a day keeps the gastrointestinal monsters away.

Lezz- Is the resident chemist that makes bootleg home brew that tastes like bottled fart.

Snoodle- Has an obsession for hair care. Lather, rinse and repeat are the key stages to his hourly ritual.

Sparkle- Isn't actually a porn star but the UHU glue that holds us all together .

For those of you who are English and mathematical buffs and picked up that all 6 people in the house were mentioned in 3rd person, let me introduce myself. I am the voice over of the house who lives in the walls and passes judgement on all those inside the walls. Creee your ugly eeek.

• hair care
• cooking
• beer
• partying
• chess
• tv
• socializing
• surfing
• chemistry
• law

Music, Movies, and Books

Movies- Black and white soundless 1920's or anything with Vin Diesel in it.

Music- Lemon is tone death so she often sings along with the microwave. The rest of us like regular mainstream sounds of nature CD's.

Books- The boys think make good door stops. The girls have numerous cuts and bruises from the dangerous pastime of reading.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

We all witnessed Kev ask when our New Years Eve party was. I mean seriously that is truly amazing thing to witness.

Teach, Learn, Share

We can teach you how to make home brew beer, we can share our home brew with you and we can learn from you how to make it suitable for human consumption.

We would also love to learn how to cook some dishes from around the world, simple or sophisticated, we don't mind. Even just make it up, we won't know the difference. We are all getting pretty tired of 'Shrimp on the Barby' every night.

Countries I’ve Visited

Austria, Belgium, Cambodia, Canada, Croatia, Germany, Hungary, Italy, Laos, Malaysia, Mexico, Morocco, Netherlands, New Caledonia, Singapore, United Kingdom, United States, Viet Nam

Countries I’ve Lived In

Australia