🙂 Temporary update:
If you are in Europe and live near a college or university, let me know!
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😊 Hi! I'm Danny, nice to meet you. I love to write, and I love corgis.
Whoever you are reading this, wherever you are, I wish you happiness, and remember two things:
1) "You don't have to fit in, if you were meant to stand out."
and
2) "Never, ever, allow someone whose dream has been killed to kill yours."
🌈
Originally from Manila. Moving to Europe.
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By far, WhatsApp is the best way to reach me! I use Telegram, but so much less nowadays.
My WhatsApp: ‪+639152640270
My FB: https://www.facebook.com/realnotperfectofficial
My email: dannymayer2021@yahoo.com
My (alternate) email: eeveerealnotperfect@gmail.com
My Telegram: corgikarma
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/realnotperfectofficial

🙂🍀☯️

🏳️‍🌈
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Update 11-05-2023:
I will, very likely, be moving in 2024. It will be to one of the following places:
1) St. Petersburg in Russia, or
2) Lodz in Poland, or
3) Sofia in Bulgaria, or
4) Tartu in Estonia, or
5) (almost) anywhere in Italy!

As of this time, it will probably be Poland or Italy.

Please feel welcome to message me if you know good schools there! 🙂 I will either study, or work (or both). Now that I have the money to do so, I may even decide to stay in the city I choose for good. 🍀

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Hi! I'm Danny. Some people know me as "realnotperfect."
🌻 facebook.com/realnotperfectofficial
(OMG, I finally have a Facebook?! *gasps* lol)
🌻 twitter.com/EeveeNotPerfect
🌻 youtube.com/realnotperfectofficial
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They say I'm the human version of a corgi, or the human version of fireworks.
I'm not always so sure what that means.

(I joined the site on 05-30-2022, mostly for hangouts, meetups, and fun!)

🍀🍀🍀
Hi again! I love meeting people from everywhere on earth (both through Discord and also in person) because it's usually fun, and honestly sometimes I just like the new connections and/or the attention. LOL. I always learn something new.

I'm a bank employee and (hobbyist) author and singer and writer and self-taught gymnast with around 355 thousand YouTube views.

Feel free to ignore the two shirtless images- I certainly do. LOL

I work full shifts for a bank (typically) Tuesday nights to Saturday nights, and then I'm a gymnast (and artist) on the days off. See above YouTube for reference if needed.

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🌻Update 05-10-2023: I no longer work at the bank!!! YES 😂😂😂

🌻Update 05-11-2023: Apparently, I've succeeded at learning A SMALL AMOUNT of Russian. So to Asriel + Dey + Jiusik + Khvat + Winter, if you ever read this, I love all of you.

🌻Update 05-11-2023: People still say I am the human version of a Corgi. I officially find it to be a massive compliment now.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

To meet amazing people and **ATTEMPT** to learn languages.

My IQ is literally 0, yes, zero, so it's not likely that I'll even learn anything BUT I WILL TRY.

To make new friends!
And learn new things.
Hopefully those new things aren't, like, terrifying or anything.

🌻Update 05-11-2023: AY YO I **ACTUALLY** learned a few words and a few sentences! OMG YAS WIN!!!❤️ [Does happy dance of big big big happy]

🌻Update 05-11-2023: I have a roommate at the moment.

Interests

• pets
• dogs
• writing
• books
• fitness
• exercise
• reading
• music
• gymnastics
• olympics
• languages
• beach
• lgbt
• creativity
• gym
• canada
• europe
• hangouts
• songwriting
• university
• workouts
• corgis
• creativewriting
• musicproduction
• connections
• lgbtqia+
• discord

Music, Movies, and Books

"Insurgent," you *may* even find me actually/physically/literally holding this book!

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I'm not sure. I reached 400k+ views on YouTube.
I think I find that strange, sometimes, because I never created my YouTube account with the intention of reaching any audiences at all.
I challenged myself to write one song and ended up writing maybe about 500, and also a book.
The book is, I think, at around fifty thousand reads at this time. You may look at it here, if you want to:
https://neovel.io/book/10685/EN/the-overwoods

Teach, Learn, Share

I have no useful skills except (possibly) empathy????
I love to write.
A LOT.
Poems, stories, books, songs, you name it.
My friends on Discord teach me their languages, and I am AWFUL at all of them, but I try!
I can teach/coach *SOME* gymnastics. Because I am pretty horrible at it in my humble opinion 😂😂

(I love Discord- If you're on Discord, add me here and I can give you my tag/you can give me yours and we can be friends before we even physically meet.)

Eff that (politely and with affection), my Discord tag is "corgis are cute#7777" and my Facebook (I finally made one!) is facebook.com/realnotperfectofficial

🤔🤔🤔

...

Hmm I'm triple gay (❤️yes *TRIPLE* gay, like, I'm super extra like that) so... idk maybe I can teach you how to shoot RAINBOW LASER BEAMS from your hands and eyes 🌈🌈🌈 I do it all the time 🤣😂

What I Can Share with Hosts

A few books? Ukulele? My voice? LOL idk. Conversations about life, and past experiences, maybe. Maybe a Roblox tutorial.

Maybe some tumbling/gymnastics lessons idk LOL

🙂🍀☯️
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If you want to, you can e-mail me, or Discord-message me.
( dannymayer2021@yahoo.com )
( Discord: corgisarecute )

I wish you all of the happiness in the world!

^_^

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(Update 05-31-2022, 12 hours after joining this website)
I LITERALLY LOVE LOVE LOVE **LOVE!** this website SO MUCH it's literally an international sleepover+field trip WITH REINCARNATIONS OF YOUR OLD ELEMENTARY SCHOOL BEST FRIENDS (sometimes)

Please don't have me host you unless you're 100% sure-
I /myself/ already sleep on a couch so *unless!* you want to be sleeping on the couch WITH ME perhaps find some other form of accommodation ❤️❤️

I wish you all of the happiness in the world!

^_^

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06-04-2022
For those that didn't meet me on Discord: I'm literally gay and I barely know how to use a phone 🌻🌻
Autocorrect is my enemy

^_^