I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently.
I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Children trust me.
I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

My girlfriend introduced it to me and after a few good experiences getting hosted with her and through her profile, I decided to create my own. I believe now that this is a great way to meet local people and experience their culture.

Interests

• traveling
• music
• drums
• snowboarding
• sports
• beach

Music, Movies, and Books

Don't have a favorite music, but classic rock and punk rock are definetly my favorite types. I mostly watch adventure movies.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I rode the roller coaster on the rings of Saturn, dug a hole to the center of the Earth and still had the energy to visit King Tut using my time machine.

What I Can Share with Hosts

Mostly my culture, respect and sense of humour. I'll probably share with you why you should visit Portugal.

Countries I’ve Visited

Andorra, France, Portugal, Spain

Countries I’ve Lived In

Portugal