CURRENT MISSION

Creating Art - one body at a time.

ABOUT ME

I am a lazy person. You can see most anything you need on my public facbook profile https://www.facebook.com/dflowersart and can see my art and the fan page www.facebook.com/fleshandcolor the text below is copied out of my Facebook profile.

"Welcome to the about me of me. You may wanna pull out before your head explodes. I will give you a few moments to ponder...

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Still here?

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Did you know that I used to weigh as much as the Right Whale testicle (The "Right Whale" not the right testicle of a whale, although that would be correct, too.) Google that and then go to the link below to see how I lost the weight of three grown men:
https://www.facebook.com/fleshandcolor/media_set?set=a.118898499094.98995.800089094&type=1

Before we proceed any further, we need to establish a few things you may have figured out already. I am a bit of a smart ass, I am sarcastic and you may not want to believe a damn thing I say beyond this point, unless it is the truth but I am not going to tell you. Or, will I? I may, but don't listen to me unless I say so. I simply can't be trusted to not embellish on a Tuesday. Got that?

I am a bit of a candy junkie.
I think its because I refuse to grow up.
I am a big kid, but I don't smile that often.
I don't understand that.
You won't either.
Stop trying.

Sometimes I am smiling, but it is not showing. Seriously. I feel like I am smiling. My face muscles move, my cheeks do not.
I am soft spoken for the same reasons. It sounds like I am speaking loud to me, when in reality I am not.

I have a soft spot for animals, dogs especially. I love Movies but not TV, I like big butts and I don't know why, I cook, I eat (duh)

I have a gap in my time line of life that has been deleted.

Here is to a better life in the making. I know how I got here and I am glad I did. This new world is gorgeous. It is positive, peaceful, endless, and full of trust. It is lacking in shady lies, hypocrisy and ruined, selfish souls and what it lacks is as important as what it is filled with.

Skittles
Smarties
M&M's
Bottled Frappuchinno
Dewayne Burgers

I am a health food junkie. (If I have to tell you that was sarcasm, we are not friends anymore)

She makes me smile.
A lot.

I have never lived anywhere other than GA for 36 years.
California here I come.
June 2014 - Honey, I am home.

Did I mention I am long winded? Either you like to read, I am that interesting or you are invested and finishing this is now a personal challenge. Either way, I win.

You love me.

Maybe you don't, but if you hate me and are here reading this, I still win.

Adventure awaits. Wish you were here? I bet you do.

*Typos and misspellings are your broke computer or "smart" phone's fault for not being able to arrange all the words properly.

You still here?

Why? I am NOT that interesting....

Well, I am the most interesting man in the world. I am. That guy? He just plays the most interesting man in the world on TV to keep the Ninjas from coming after me, he is a decoy with better hair.

I have the best friends and family. Or best family and friends. Who comes first? Family? Friends? Some friends are family and some family are not even friends. Ponder that for a moment. Some old new friends are in the mix. Turns out I am not the dick portrayed, eh? We rarely are.

You're STILL here?

Go away - but come back soon.

Lana, Ya Teybya Lyublyu
♥

I speak Russian.

Well the few words that count anyway."

PHILOSOPHY

You are as strong as your stubbornness.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

I can't host. We literally have no space in our small Condo. But I try to contact those who can with those in need.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

I couch surfed once by chance. A client I was working on mentioned couch surfing and I had not booked my room in her location yet and she invited me. She is my first and currently only review.

Interests

Art, photography, tech, positive people, Burning Man, Skittles and good movies. Reading if for those with more attention than I have.

• animals
• dogs
• arts
• photography
• body art
• dining
• cooking
• flowers
• technology
• movies
• reading
• tv
• camping
• surfing

Music, Movies, and Books

I don't read much, but I write a lot. Figure that out. ANy music but Country and pretty much any movie will be given a chance. No TV. TV is the debil.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I painted in a dust storm in the playa at burning man.
I brought tears to the eyes of a woman at central camp by showing her what I saw with the colors I applied to her skin.
I have lost the weight of 3 people and I currently love one woman more than 100 people could even imagine.

Teach, Learn, Share

I am learning - will update with my lessons and what I can share.

Countries I’ve Visited

United States

Countries I’ve Lived In

United States