CURRENT MISSION

Lowpower radio dance parties.

ABOUT ME

Raised by wolves, I can understand what it's like to be out in the world and not have a place to sleep. Since my debut in society, my back and knuckle hair has disappeared and I now look like a young Michael J. Fox in Teen Wolf, but like, the part right before he turns into the FULL wolf. Anyway, I'm a big fan of firewood and also, crossword puzzles. I find I can always finish a Wednesday. Been reading a lot of Buddhist texts lately, and I can honestly tell you that what I've learned is NOTHING.

PHILOSOPHY

Have you ever seen those like, full um, long underwear like, suits? With the flap in the back for you to poop out of? I'm the kind of guy who walks around with that flap WIDE OPEN.

Interests

Guns, Drugs, Politics, so basically, Hunter S. Thompson. If you'd like to stay at the house, you should have probably seen either Johnny Depp in Fear and Loathing or Bill Murray in Where the Buffalo Roam and fully understand their performances in those roles as Thompson. In fact, I expect at least a five page double spaced essay on that very topic in your opening e-mail. Or, as an alternative a very good recipe. I like soup.

• dancing
• partying
• boating
• politics
• reading
• billiards
• socializing
• puzzles
• hunting
• swimming

Music, Movies, and Books

Where the Buffalo Roam, Stripes, Groundhog Day, Ghostbusters, Rushmore, Royal Tennenbaums, Life Aquatic, Lost in Translation, and Space Jam.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

So one time, when I was like thirteen, I was at my friend's house, which was on the coast, and we were swimming in his family's pool. We took a break and went to go look out at the ocean. There, along the break wall, was a boat, anchored. On that boat, there was a lady having sex with this other dude and she was totally topless. That, was the first time I saw boobs. AMAZING.

Teach, Learn, Share

I like to meet people who are just really into giving out money. For free. They're just like, hey, who needs some dollars for like, a sandwich or maybe a juice? As far as learning, I prefer direct divine intervention. I feel that the best way to learn is when you're either hallucinating or blacked out, come to, and a man with a thousand eyes tell you the secrets of the universe before you vomit.

Countries I’ve Visited

Argentina, Spain, Virgin Islands, U.S.

Countries I’ve Lived In

Spain, United States