I grew up in an ordinary family, we used to hit the chicken‘s head against the pan and eat it right away, my father worked as a train windscreen wiper, he would get crazy tired after work, have a drink in the evening – the whole family would share the bottle, with a pacifier for me. My mother worked in a special school for people like me, I don’t remember her well, my father brought me new moms all the time, one would put me on a big bike, another one would take me off, my father really rocked when he was young. My younger sister played the piano since she was three and the stock market since she was five, and at the age of fourteen she got ten years for stealing eight tons of copper wire. As for me, my best skill is laziness, so I just hit the keyboard with my finger that is free from picking my nose, and I don’t care if I got the right letter or missed again. I think and speak obscenities from the age of four.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

I'm not a rich guy, but half of my genes are Jewish, it helps a lot when it comes to payments and I’m out of money. I've never been to England, for example. What a shame.

Interests

• i love sports and women.

Music, Movies, and Books

I read by syllables, mostly newspapers, and even more seldom answers for crosswords. Have finished reading "How to milk a cow without suffering".

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I guess I have not done it yet.

Teach, Learn, Share

I can teach you how to become a history teacher or a carpenter-concreter, I will teach you to humanly shut your cat up and immobilize it. I'll tell you how to operate a T-95 tank, which my Motherland has no money for .

What I Can Share with Hosts

I'll teach you how to use Yandex, to work magic, to understand people, to sharecrop, as well as to reduce the terms of pregnancy.

Countries I’ve Visited

Czech Republic, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Italy, Spain, Sri Lanka, Swaziland, United States

Countries I’ve Lived In

Russian Federation, United States