CURRENT MISSION

work my ass off so i can take a break

ABOUT ME

I have incredible control of my eyebrow muscles. Canada is the only country I have left a body part in, so far. Actually it was just a little chunk (appendix). I am desperately trying to escape from America. I think punctuality is overrated. I am an excellent rock skipper. I learn something new every day. I walk very fast. My beard is fantastic.

PHILOSOPHY

The glass is not half empty or half full. It is twice as big as it needs to be.

Interests

Music, photography, geography, art, astronomy, topography, travel, people watching, thrift stores, heineken, industrial decay, urban exploration, current events, water balloon ambushes, cool people, new things, relaxing, driving, escaping from USA, sleeping, drinking at my local pub.

• arts
• photography
• drinking
• pub crawls
• thrifting
• traveling
• music
• golf
• astronomy
• geography
• urban exploration

Music, Movies, and Books

The craziest movie I have seen lately is Battle Royale (bizarre Japanese flick). Some other favorites are Naked Lunch, StarWars, Buckaroo Banzai, The Wall, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Mad Max, My Blue Heaven, The Jerk, Where the Buffalo Roam, Dawn of the Dead, The Exorcist, Pulp Fiction, 30-Second Bunnies Theatre. Musical favorites are Matisyahu, Fun Lovin' Criminals, Grateful Dead,
BigAssTruck, James Hall and the Pleasure Club, Kruder and Dorfmeister, SoulCoughing, Pere Ubu, Grandaddy, Donald Fagen, Frank Zappa, The Easy Star Allstars, Derek Trucks Band, My Morning Jacket, Pink Floyd, Jacob Fred Jazz Odyssey, Otis Gibbs, too many others to mention. I am interested in literally every kind of music there is. As far as books go I really like reference material,encyclopedias, dictonaries and language related books. I'm a geek like that.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I once ran myself over with my own golf cart, actually it was a rented golf cart but I still ran myself over with it.

Countries I’ve Visited

Cambodia, Canada, Mexico, Portugal, Thailand, United States

Countries I’ve Lived In

United States