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Overview

  • 11 references 2 Confirmed & Positive
  • Fluent in English; learning Spanish
  • 36, Female
  • Member since 2009
  • professor of purple rain
  • UMASS Amherst, my friends, my family
  • From Acton, MA
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About Me

CURRENT MISSION

bringing funk to the world, one glittery sidestep at a time

ABOUT ME

I AM A RAGING FUNKAHOLIC WITH A HARD-ON FOR LOVE.

...and you're all invited to the party in my dance.

(i swear i have all my shots)

PHILOSOPHY

"love is that way, huh!? it just sneaks up on you whether you expect it or not...love is everywhere, in the good and the bad, you just gotta be open to seeing it that way. sometimes it's hard being among people who haven't yet figured out the answer, when it just seems so obvious, but i realize that that's not to be discouraging! rather it should be embraced - there are that many more people who's lives i can change just by being me, just by loving." -katherine elizabeth sherman 10/22/1986-3/20/2008

change your mind, change your life, change the world.
love the re-evolution

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

since i'm new i haven't had much of a chance to participate in this particular community of awesomeness, but back home i'm a regular volunteer at a free store/community kitchen/food pantry called the amherst survival center that basically encompasses my entire philosophy--through sharing, we have enough for everyone. that's my motto, and that's what i'm hoping to bring to CS in the future.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

last summer swerved sideways/through the backroads and by-ways/of price choppers and rite-aids/uh-merica, i did it my way/with the help of some freaky and funky fly babes/whose couches, hugs, and driveways/put me on the right way/to the next highway....

Interests

LOVING, never growing up, solo sexx (my awesome band! check us out myspace.com/solosexx), skankin' and sweatin' and twistin' and shoutin', the UMASS CANNABIS REFORM COALITION (need i say more), meeting soulmates, drinkin beehs dood, attacking the world with my mouth and pelvis, scum punkin' and funkin', dancing, loving, hip hoppin' crip walkin' and cris poppin', following the path of the holy fool, reading minds, making fun of everything and everyone (especially myself), did i mention loving?, killing college, being a vagabond, arguing with you, chalking, bumming cigarettes, gettin' freaknastay, philosophizin', straight thuggin', procrastinating, shit spittin', sweet talking, and making out with you when yo' boyfriends away

  • singing
  • dancing
  • dining
  • walking
  • partying
  • drinking
  • flying
  • reading
  • survival
  • volunteering

Music, Movies, and Books

SMASH YOUR TV AND GO ON ADVENTURES.

books: ILLUSIONS- adventures of a reluctant messiah by richard bach.

music is fucking crucial: PRINCE, GEORGE CLINTON AND PARLIAMENT FUNKADELIC, RYE RYE, SANTIGOLD, YO! MAJESTY, NWA, THE ENGLISH BEAT, AGAINST ME!, BUZZCOCKS, LIGHTNING BOLT, M.I.A., FISHBONE, MICHAEL JACKSON'S CORPSE (new band, keep yo' grubby hands off it!), DMX, WEEN, KATE BUSH, GANG GANG DANCE, and most of alllllllll.....

MY SHIIIT: SOLO SEXX! www.myspace.com/solosexx

checkitout!

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

i serenaded george clinton once.

oh, and i'm a fuckin' SUPERHERO

Teach, Learn, Share

teach: crip walking, long distance spitting, forty guzzling, rock and rolling, treasure collecting in assorted dumpster, white rapping, singing dirty nursery rhymes (check my song 'nursery grime', you'll get it)

learn: EVERYTHING. especially how to do practical things, like eat with utensils.

share: songs, dance, drink, FUN!

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