My real name is Emilio but I like Emily better so call me that. Age isn't important, so let's just skip to the important stuff. My favorite past time is peeing outside during a blizzard and letting the urine freeze before it hits the ground, therefore making peesicles. I learned this at a young age and began taking oddly shaped containers with me when I needed to release my bodily fluids. For instance, some of my creations just look like a regular popsicle, but sometimes i get a little crazy and use a hollowed out dildo. I'll make multiple peesicles at a time and and then store them away until the time is opportune. I'll offer them to my family and friends whenever they are in the mood for a tasty treat. No one knows of my sly tricks but i find it not only extremely innovative and creative, but also simply kind because of the pure joy that my friends get when they are slurping on a frozen yellow shaft.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

I often wake up outside in the middle of the night, surrounded by empty bottles and usually only wearing one sock and my favorite home made Naruto Halloween costume. I figured I needed to make some friends with couches so maybe i could crash there instead of under a bridge and surrounded by hobos. So here we are.

Interests

• shi idk candy corn is pretty cool

Music, Movies, and Books

Nickelback, National Treasure, and the Bible.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

One time I rolled a blunt with my toes.

Teach, Learn, Share

share this booty hole

What I Can Share with Hosts

Tasty treats :)

Countries I’ve Visited

Albania, Bangladesh, South Africa