CURRENT MISSION

No mission. Salsa has been procured.

ABOUT ME

Where to begin? I was born into privelage. The bastard son of a German baron and a cosmonaut, I was spirited away to America by my sister at the age of three who filled my head with the glorious dream of someday returning to Spain where, through an obscure loophole, I am the rightful heir to the throne. Following years of therapy, I learned the awful truth about myself and the lies she has told me over the years: She was, in fact, not my sister, but a literary agent from Penguin books who was trying to create a real life drama of insanity and pen the biography herself. Some people find me boring and I find some people assholes. The same can probably be said vice versa. I encourage anyone to walk a mile in my shoes because I'm not particularly fond of them and would welcome an excuse to buy new ones. I'm not old, I'm not fat, and I'm not bald, but I could be if it would make you love me more. I'm not _ond of the letter "f" and there_ore routinely disregard it. Someday I hope to be a better man, but in the meantime, I'll just focus on the latter part.

PHILOSOPHY

Most people are good, except for the bad ones, and they shouldn't be allowed to have cake.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

I've hosted a few people, but haven't had the chance to be hosted yet.

Interests

Scuba diving; skiing; hiking; live music; beautiful, non-discriminating daughters of millionaire CEOs; you know, the usual.

• books
• music
• live music
• hiking
• scuba diving
• skiing

Music, Movies, and Books

Indy films (and by that I mean Jones), Cohen brothers, Wes Anderson, Scorsese, acoustic rock, newgrass, jam bands, anything that was big when my parents were young, Vonnegut, Palahniuk, Douglas Adams, really anything that is good.

Teach, Learn, Share

Ask me the time and I'll probably build you a clock.

Countries I’ve Visited

Austria, Belgium, Canada, France, Germany, Greece, Italy, Morocco, Netherlands, South Korea, Spain, United Kingdom

Countries I’ve Lived In

South Korea, Spain