CURRENT MISSION

Being the worst host ever

ABOUT ME

I'm stupid, I have no interests in life, I'm quite booring, I'm not able to have an interesting conversation with anyone, I never travel, I hate meeting new people especially people from other countries, I don't like speaking other languages, I don't know how to cook and don't know anything about Florence. I strongly advise you not to be hosted by me because u will have a horrible time! I don't know why people keep on leaving all these fake positive references on my profile!

Hereafter some answers to FAQ:

1) Are you crazy?
No, just stupid. Don't worry
2) Can we come in 4?
Only if you kill the other 3
3) Can I watch you when you are sleeping?
We are not in Twilight, that's creepy!
4) Are you racist?
Yes I hate people that believe in conspiracy theories (but that's because I'm paid by the Reptilians)
5) Are you jocking about hopossums?
No, I'm serious
6) Do you have problems if I'm vegan/vegetarian?
Not at all, I'll try to eat you without meat to respect your choice
7) How often do you change the sheets in the bed ?
Only every 10 years but the ones you will be using now have been bought only 2 years ago
8) Can I sleep with a teddybear?
Only if the teddybear is more than 18 yrs old, I don't want problems in my apartment.
9) Can I smoke?
Yes but no more than a sigarette a day for every 23,45 square/meters of the house
10) Can I bring my pet?
No, unless it gets along well with potatoes
11) Can we go partying?

12) Are you trustworthy?
Let's be serious on this... of course not!
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14) How do u make sex?
Usually putting S then E and finally X
15) Can I phone home from your house?
Only if you are E.T.
16) Can I use your shower?
I would highly recommend it...
17) Do u have towels?
No I usually get out of the shower and run very fast naked in the house to dry up
18) Can u tell me more about yourself?
Only if my lawyer is present
19) Is it you in the photos?
A younger version of me... I strangely don't have recent photos so in any case we can have a video call :-)

Instagram: tastytexty

PHILOSOPHY

Have fun, keep going, but allways remember that even monkeys fall from trees

Carpe diem

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

I host people and sell them to aliens that want to make experiments, very easy and remunerative business if it wouldn't be for the problem of exchanging Martian Srtoloxwys in Euros...

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

Once I threw one of my couchsurfers out of a plane

Interests

I like design, interior design, economics, other cultures, training, giving massages

• design
• interior design
• dancing
• cooking
• running
• traveling
• skydiving
• anthropology
• business
• economics
• languages
• law
• sociology
• tourism

Music, Movies, and Books

I really listen to all kinds of music (from classical to hip hop)except Italian music that I don't like very much. I really like ACDC :-)

I don't like romantic films or books. Some of my favourite books are: Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, The Buddenbroks, the books from Asimov (yep that sounds a bit nerd :-) )

Films: these are too many but I really enjoy movies with Zombies :-D

Favourite TV Shows: Dexter, Weeds, The Walking Dead, Family Guy, South Park, How I met your mother

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I skydived once and I think it will be hard to have the same feelings again without skydiving :-)

Teach, Learn, Share

I'm personally a bit expert in nothing, however I read a bit about other cultures, anthropology, sociology, phsycology economics, stock markets. I can teach also how to cook some italian dishes of course I speak English, French and Italian.

What I Can Share with Hosts

Boredom, danger and all worst things ever

Countries I’ve Visited

Albania, Armenia, Austria, Bangladesh, Belgium, Brazil, Bulgaria, Croatia, Denmark, Dominican Republic, Egypt, England, Ethiopia, France, Germany, Greece, Iceland, Indonesia, Ireland, Israel, Italy, Kenya, Luxembourg, Mexico, Monaco, Morocco, Northern Ireland, Norway, Palestine, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Russian Federation, San Marino, Scotland, Senegal, Serbia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Taiwan, Tanzania, Thailand, Turkey, Ukraine, United Kingdom

Countries I’ve Lived In

Italy

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