CURRENT MISSION

Continue writing cryptic messages, and be completely ignored

ABOUT ME

Well, in reality, I am quite an asshole, but i make good jokes. I can hold my liquor, and am polite to a fault. I pack a mean bite, and i smile like a Cheshire cat.

Better still, I am a proud geek.

PHILOSOPHY

Nope

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

I guess that if you'd be calling talking participating, then yes - i participate.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

Long list of funky experiences. Wherever I go I always try to not to snore like a rhino. History proves that I am usually less than successful in doing it. I am still waiting for my first negative feedback, to no avail. All these people saying that they had good time with me, they may be lying. You never know...

Interests

Food, music, cats. Well, many things. Probably too many. My biggest problem. Focus!

• cats
• writing
• dining
• music
• opera
• history

Music, Movies, and Books

I do know how to read, and i come fully equipped with partially functioning ears. I like the silence between notes, and can get really excited about repetitious sequences.

Any author writing long, endless, floral descriptions will not be tolerated

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Never happens

Teach, Learn, Share

I could teach you how to be a really evil looking wallflower. You choose the location - wedding halls, discos, opera houses - i'll bring the thunder

Countries I’ve Visited

Armenia, Austria, Belgium, Cambodia, China, Estonia, Finland, France, Georgia, Germany, India, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Laos, Latvia, Lithuania, Mexico, Monaco, Morocco, Poland, Portugal, Spain, Switzerland, Tajikistan, Thailand, United Kingdom, Viet Nam

Countries I’ve Lived In

Israel, Italy, Myanmar