I started out as a sperm. Good swimmer. Liked eggs.
Nine months, Mom kicks me out of my first house.
Since then, I've been living on the outside and looking for similar accommodations.
I find them occasionally, but i make a mess and had to leave.

PHILOSOPHY

"To do is to be" -Nietzsche
"To be is to do" -Kant
"Do be do be do" -Scooby

I am one of those chapters in your life where you have to take a leap of faith.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

For the giggles and shit.

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

My movements circulate the air.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

Designed and created a dynamic synchronous online profile.

Interests

Vanilla and lime ice cream

Music, Movies, and Books

Lots, tons and butt-load

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Turning my cats into trees.

Teach, Learn, Share

Never too old to learn something stupid.

What I Can Share with Hosts

Seriously.
Who in satan's butt reads everything here anyway

Countries I’ve Visited

Australia, Belgium, France, Germany, Indonesia, Italy, Luxembourg, Netherlands, Portugal, Saudi Arabia, South Korea, Switzerland, Thailand, United Kingdom

Countries I’ve Lived In

Australia, Malaysia

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