CURRENT MISSION

to take over the world; i'm making some plans in the night time.

ABOUT ME

I am an everyday, normal guy, or in my case girl with some crappy sense of humour and many bad habits.

PHILOSOPHY

when life gives you lemonade make lemons. Life will be all like 'whaaaaaaaaaat?!'

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

I am happy to host anybody anywhere I live and even happier to find this amazing people all over the world to trust me and let me into their homes.
As far for what I do for the CS community, I've been told that my washing dishes skills are highly extraordinary and I love to show it off.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

Talked, cried, laughed, had fun, had some great meals, partied, just SHARED stuff with many interesting people.

Interests

Mostly I am interested in people. Then a little in dogs. Cats do not bother me. I have nothing against turtles and I am a big fan of fish.

But I just cannot stand moths. So repulsive.

Music, Movies, and Books

HAL HARTLEY FOR LIFE!!!!!

and also:

all Hal Hartley, Quentin Dupieux, Jim Jarmusch, Guy Ritche, Tim Burton, Woody Allen, Pedro Almodóvar, Quentin Tarantino, David Lynch, and Lars von Trier movies plus much much more, I am an addict. I really am. Even to a slightly unhealthy limit.
Also i am a great fan of Jon Lajoie's ART on youtube.

Music music. The biggest fault in my life is a complete absence of any particular musical skill (not counting my annoying shower performances). I am a very good listener though. Pretty good at listening. To music.

books. hmm.
Recently I felt in love with Ignacy Karpowicz - my life goal would be to marry his brain.
Haruki Murakami is the one author I like to come back to.
Paulo Coelho is the one I never read.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I try to feed my inner child by amazing myself on a daily basis.

Teach, Learn, Share

i am a natural born bartender,

i know the basic posture in kung-fu,

and i can teach you how to tie a cheche.

What I Can Share with Hosts

as mentioned above I am the dishes master,

could possibly cook,

always able to open a bottle of wine without any resources.

Countries I’ve Visited

Austria, Belgium, Czech Republic, Denmark, France, Georgia, Germany, Hong Kong, Italy, Kosovo, Kuwait, Macedonia, Malaysia, Morocco, Netherlands, Norway, Philippines, Poland, Portugal, Qatar, Romania, Slovakia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Thailand, United Kingdom, Viet Nam

Countries I’ve Lived In

England, France, Philippines, Poland, Spain

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