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Overview

  • 9 references 6 Confirmed & Positive
  • Fluent in English, German; learning Italian, Latin, Russian
  • 38, Male
  • Member since 2014
  • CEO at Illuminati LTD
  • By any means necessary
  • From Ried im Innkreis, Austrian Outback
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About Me

CURRENT MISSION

To persuade UNESCO into acknowledging Viennese grumpiness as intangible cultural heritage *muhahaha*

ABOUT ME

So this is where you advertise yourself? A'ight then:
I occasionally wrestle bears with my right hand and cook a tasty pesto with my left, my golden singing voice once made Joe Cocker shed a manly tear and I can hover 6 feet above the ground. Sometimes flames burst out of my eyes just to emphasize my awesomeness.

On a more serious note though, I am a pretty easygoing person blessed with a huge portion of irony and the double-edged gift of not taking life too seriously, always happy to make new acquaintances.

PHILOSOPHY

Veni, Vidi, Vino.

Oh, and when life gives you lemons?
Take them. Free stuff is always nice.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

By offering my modest repertoire of couches, experiences and sarcastic quips to any weary fellow travellers.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

I just recently joined CS, but I am a long-time member of HC. So while I don't exactly have a ton of CS experience (read: none) , I am a seasoned host and all my encounters with people from all over the world were amazing as well as enlightening.

Interests

Travelling, Music, Stargazing, Hiking, Skiing, Laughing, Figuring out ways to surprise others, Üsing Ünneccessäry Ümläuts, Surfing, Cooking, Singing & Songwriting

  • singing
  • cooking
  • traveling
  • music
  • guitar
  • hiking
  • surfing
  • skiing
  • wrestling
  • hitchhiking

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Hitchhiking from Ekaterinburg, Russia to Magnitogorsk, Russia. The sheer vastness of nature, coupled with the tarnished remnants of the Soviet era and the heartfelt kindness of the people still gives me goosebumps. And it was there that I learned there's no such thing as darkness in a birch forest.

Teach, Learn, Share

I can teach you:
-How to ski
-How to play the guitar
-How to disguise bad ideas as good ideas

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