Say no to the Illuminati.

The only thing I learnt at Oxford was a lesson from Professor Shepherd, "Don't let the bastards get you down."

I don't care if Couchsurfing is just another Airbnb film company.

Snowden is not such a hero after all.

Bill Gates was at least honest about his private life: Microsoft.

47 is 7 too long to be forty.

Espionage is for boring people who do nothing themselves.

20-100 is just another code for the South African diamond smuggler outside the Dixie chicks in Siberia.

When everyone is a spy, there's no one honest left to love.

Angola was quarterised by and between the 4 super powers.

Nothing surprises me any more.

Although scientists say they are gods, there is no human who has reached the age of the Old Testament.

I have a vision of being on a very high building about to test the extent that money will go for a further investment and the works of gravity when another narrow-minded alluminatus drops his masks in attempt to stop me.

It taught me to never look back and to follow my instinct.

I find two letters almost as boring as each other. Although scientists argue that it's the other way round, I believe that the longer was taken from the shorter.

Break a decoder by throwing two unsolvable codes in simultaneously.

Minnie had an identity crisis and chose to become Miss Peacock, not a great reflection of her surroundings.

Joe thought she could pull of a Polish cover but realised that she was incompetent at masking anything.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

To annoy the enlightened ones.

Interests

No interest rate.

Music, Movies, and Books

Nothing to profit them.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I survived in a cupboard without any magic.

Teach, Learn, Share

I like just learning alone, so please leave me to it.

What I Can Share with Hosts

Nothing. I ran out of toblerone.

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