CURRENT MISSION

be as wacky.creative and funny as is possible for a mear Clown sutch as myself

ABOUT ME

I allways stand out in the Crowd(Except at a Clown Convention).I am allways falling over and making a fool of myself.I never run for the Bus.I love Strawberry Fool.Ilook out Of Place at a Funeral.I love shopping for New Shoes. Some times I tell Lies.

PHILOSOPHY

I never ride the Escallator.I am forever running from small Children who mistake me for a friend every time I pass a Burger Joint In Town.Never trust a Clown who tells you"My Feet Don t Hurt" Always by shoes that fit nice and snugg but with a bit of room at the end for the toes ...

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

Okay....

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

Zich ! But as soon as I can get my Big Foot in the Door iyll be a Breeze!

Interests

slap stick,circus laughter,make up,nice shoes,frilly tops ,loud shirts and trapeeze artists!

• dogs
• make up
• running
• shopping

Music, Movies, and Books

"My life at The Big Top"by Co -Co De La Mare."The last laugh Is On Me"by Anne Onnimouse."Laugh Clown !Laugh!by Gilberto Bacon(Ring Master)"Wipe that stupid Smile from off of your Godam Ugly Face! by Clare Windybottom.(my x- wife)"I Cant Stand Up for Falling Clowns" "Tears Of a Clown"."Foot Massage for the hard working Clown"by Miss A.Bunnion ."Social Skills for the every day Clown"by N.O.Hope.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Is this some kind of a joke?

Teach, Learn, Share

John Lennon was also a Beatle.He Lived In A Yellow Sub-Marine. He was also a compulsive Liar..(or so I was told by "Bonzo" The drummers Dog). Never smoke in Bed.Big Tops Burn Down Very Quickly.All Ring Masters are Bastards.

Countries I’ve Visited

France, Germany, Mexico

Countries I’ve Lived In

Greece, Netherlands, United Kingdom, United States