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Overview

  • 13 references 7 Confirmed & Positive
  • Fluent in English, Ukrainian; learning Irish, Romanian, Sign Language - Brazilian
  • 35, Male
  • Member since 2017
  • Aspiring storyteller (Parttime elephants salesman)
  • Dropped out of High School Dropouts
  • No hometown listed
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About Me

https://elleobryan.bandcamp.com/track/seven-eights

I like trains but sunrises are better.
I was born a moment before the Evil Empire have died.
I often feel like an orphan of a wondering circus, and circus left me wandering.
I don’t believe in existence of weird/etc, I believe in existence of interesting people.
'm an all-around spectator, with a gig here and there. There is truth in both mentionables and unmentionables. Truth is scattered amongst vast, dark and light and grey and rainbow, and I like dark light grey rainbow. I like it whole.
I am the one who sees chaos not as an all-burning fire but as the sky around us: Endless. Incredible. Wilderness of the universe. In which impossible is an oxymoron and possibility is axioma.
I am two lunatics, standing on two rooftops across from each other, shining the flashlights over the gap for other to walk along the beam.
I used to dream of being a con man at the age of twelve,
I've found a better dream in something vaguely called "filmmaker".
And I've invented this smiley " :)(".

Oh, and I'm not actually 127 years old, I just accidently confused 1889 with1989 (After a few corrections I'm 27 again. It sucks, gonna pretend I'm still mistakenly 127).

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

Update: So I'm leaving the description down under for history purposes; everything and more of what described there did happen, and I'm definitely sticking around. Feels like in this site I've found something I've wondered for a long time why nobody came up with that, ---"OkCupid for friends", and from all over the globe, now that's cowabunga.

"Historical purposes" description:
It's actually my first try on a place like this, and might be the last (Don't know if I have guts for doing it regulary. But you, people. Yes, you soldja! You've got guts, my lowest bow to ya).
I'm just coming to Romania for three days on important trip by the end of this month, and hope to find both a host and a language buddy (Almost wrote "body"), someone to help me practice in limba before I come there.
Ofcourse, I'm ready to payback with same attitude if that person ever comes to Ukraine (Or whatever other place I will be at the moment they decide to come to that place that I will be at...umm..moment...Well, you get the point).

Interests

  • onomatopoeia

Music, Movies, and Books

Personal favorite film is a big secret. Open ones, "Big Lebowski", "Vii", "Chasing Two Hares", "Twelve Chairs/ Golden Calf", "Les Miserables" with Jean Gabin, "Blue Velvet", "Persepolis", "With Fire And Sword", "Buratino", "Låt den rätte komma in", "Tears Were Dropping", "Cafe Flesh", "Human Traffic ", "Laws 3D: The Bureaucracy", "Blind Fury", “Addio Zio Tom”, "Weathered By The Sun", "Nosferatu", "Kingdom of Crooked Mirrors", "Oldboi", "Six-String Samurai", “House of Sand and Fog”, "Batman Returns", 'Waking Life", "Aguirre, der Zorn Gottes", "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead", "Batman v Superman", "Boogie Nights", “Soy Cuba”, "Gruesome Death of Tommy Pistol", "7th Voyage of Sinbad", "American Pop", Steve Miner's "House", "Brain Damage", "Birdman", "Flesh/Flash Gordon", "Train Pullin Into a Station". Favourite musicals: Singin’ In The Rain, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Sweeney Todd, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Nightmare Before Christmas, The Wall, Poultrygeist, The Producers. Should I stop?
Grand Prix goes for "Warriors", for the best movie I never saw (I’m leaving that life moment for until I will have my own giant home movie theatre), and to "Naked Lunch" for the best book I have never read ( I can tell you all about a guy who taught his asshole how to talk still, just ask). Stories like "Roadside Picnic", "Crime unt Punishment", fairy tales by Wilhelm Gauff, horrors by Lovecraft, graphic novels from "Thrillkiller" to "Marvels" and mythology in general will always find a key or a lockpick to my heart one way or another.
They didn't told me to say games, Why do they never request us to tell that, lets rebel yell! :Vampre the Masquarade---Bloodlines and Redemption, Arcanum : Of Steamworks and Magic Obscura, Planescape:Torment, Elder Scrolls Series. Gothic. Rune. Messiah. Many things, as long as they contain great story and universe, gameplay, ironically, never was a main or even second important thing in games for me, maybe the third.

My favourite branch of poetree is “Fucked up and done,
Completely wrong,
A new dream is born,
The new freaks have come”

And https://youtu.be/lCqnpjPonOY
And And https://youtu.be/lUdbxJXBuig

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Woke up on the beach, huggin' a dolphin.

Teach, Learn, Share

Step 1 Teach: how to tell stories
How to be one
Purple rain
How to make voices with your voices
And killing This many russians
Step 2 Share: Socks Collection and the location of Lenin's Special Edition https://goo.gl/maps/XqVBe1pvENC2
Step 3 Learn: ?
Step 4 : Profit (¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )

What I Can Share with Hosts

I have a couch. I always have a couch. Even two, I swear. And hosts always need one or two, right?

Countries I’ve Visited

Belgium, Bulgaria, France, Germany, Moldova, Poland, Romania, Russian Federation, San Marino, Turkey, United Kingdom

Countries I’ve Lived In

Ukraine, United Kingdom

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