I'm probably the type that needs a couch surfing profile as a contingency plan if shit really hits the fan. I'll cook naked but the food won't taste good. I've made pancakes twice in my life and that's because my father asked me to stop making them as they were so horrible. To my credit, you could probably play some solid disc golf with them.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

No waves in north Texas so why not couches!?? Dad jokes, amiright?

Music, Movies, and Books

PORTER and a bunch of great indie with trash names, 1Q84, Eggs, and Memoirs of a Geisha (movie is a good adaptation also, GET OVER THE MAIN ACTRESS BEING CHINESE), House of Flying Daggers and the like, Studio Ghibli

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

On my life, I once lit up the end of an e-cig with my....
And my broke ass gave a homeless person ten dollars in rush hour on an on-ramp and everyone afterword followed suit so you're welcome DUDE

Teach, Learn, Share

This dance move: You gotta kick in, open, side to side!

What I Can Share with Hosts

A depressing backstory if drunk enough; otherwise a sense of humor and ass cheeks that just won't quit. They just won't.

Countries I’ve Visited

United States

Countries I’ve Lived In

United States