ABOUT ME

People say I'm nice, but i really could care less about their opinion (except for one cute hog), but I do listen to hamsters and capybaras. I think that makes me a rodent whisperer, selective one, but still. After ending my journey throughout this universe I decided to come back and live like an ordinary human being. As they say in the cosmopolitan part of space "There's no place like a rural planet that you can call home!". As stupid as it may sound flabbergasted is a really nice word, especially thanks to those double "B"s inside. I've reached enlightenment when i was 12, met Jesus when I was 13 (nice dude, not my kind of people though), meditated with Buddha and drank crap load of beer with members of Valhalla. Still good mates with the devil, and currently in a feisty love triangle with goddess Luck and lady Death. Checked by psychiatrists and psychologists, no normality confirmed (even gotten an honorable bed at some of the most renowned mental clinics in the world) and currently not on any prescription drug.

PHILOSOPHY

To experience, learn and create. Popcorn, definitely popcorn.

Interests

Love to think to the point of passing out. Same goes for holding my breath on the surface. Wouldn't count it as a hobby but an interest I recently discovered, the breath part that is, thinking is still eluding my perception a bit. Cartwheels and splits are great ice breakers, Arktika, Yamal, Oden will do the trick as well but I'll probably stay with conversations. Like to draw, or so I think. Love to read and that's a fact. Adore dancing in the moonlight but prefer not to do it alone as I fear that being naked in the car parks could get me in some weird situation. Oh and women, I do have an interest in them (just don't tell Luck and Death as they will be furious).

• diy
• dancing
• beer
• painting
• drawing
• parks

Music, Movies, and Books

The only type of music I sometimes have a hard time enjoying is pop music, other than that I probably like everything. Jazz, blues, classical, d'n'b, electronic, rap etc. For books Sci-fi and Fantasy would be my genre but I try not to confine myself in only those two groups. Movies ? Any kind as long as I have my popcorn.

Teach, Learn, Share

Can teach you how to draw(to the level I'm capable myself), can teach you Polish, some painting and DIY tricks. Share some stories or a different point o view. What i would like to learn ? Everything :3.