CURRENT MISSION

Spread my awesomeness?

ABOUT ME

I am an overwhelming average, socially awkward and lazy nerd. I do not much beyond procrastination.

I'm in the stage of my life where there is absolutely nothing much that is going on. However, if you can remedy that, PLEASE drop me a PM.

I take pride in being awesomely average. I have a low alcohol tolerance and I find partying too exhausting for my brainy self. I need no less than 2 cups of caffeine to even start speaking coherently.

I don't seem to read as much as I would like to. I love reading Sporks. If you can do a decent spork on Tweelight, please send me your work. I would love to give you a cyber kiss.

My limb-eye coordination fails me thoroughly so please try not to engage me in any form of sport. You see the kid that everybody fights to NOT get him on their team? Well, that's my friend. I'm the kid in the wheelchair feigning disability. Trust me, I'm that un-athletic.

Also, I pretend to be optimistic.

PHILOSOPHY

All things great are made Irish.

Get out of Singapore.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

GREETINGS CS-ERS! I'm heading to Copenhagen at the end of August! I hope to be able to surf some couches there! Cheers!(If you see me pimping my ass out in the forums, you know why now)

Getting my butt to all parts of the world.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

Just one. :) Hope to do it again soon.

Update: Had a couple more in China. IT WAS GREAT!

Interests

Life Goals:
-go to an Alphabeat concert
-get on The Price Is Right
-go to Israel
-go to Cyprus

• concerts
• dining
• partying
• clubbing
• reading
• sports
• volleyball
• dialects

Music, Movies, and Books

-Alphabeat
-Noisettes
-Cardigans
-Duffy
-Adele
-Wicked: The musical
-Avenue Q

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

People from all over the world mingling under one roof.

Teach, Learn, Share

Teach/Share:
My "uniquely Singaporean" prospective on life.

Swearing in a few Chinese dialects.

I'll introduce you to the world of badfic_quotes and weepingcock.

If my cousins permit, I can bring you to great food in neighbouring Malaysia. Personally, I feel that the quality of the food here in Singapore is on the decline.

Learn:
I can't play any instruments(except for 4 years of learning the tuba in the school band).

I can't produce spectacular writings.

I try to bake once in a while.

I tried learning volleyball but I sucked so much at it I got kicked out of the club.

Countries I’ve Visited

China, Malaysia

Countries I’ve Lived In

China, Singapore

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