CURRENT MISSION

I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or process

ABOUT ME

Kittypuppyponybunny.
Yes :: itc lubalin graph, ponies, unicorns, kittens, koalas, puppies, bunnies, pretty much any baby animal in general, (well, except for those midget cats-- those are just wrong), knife throwing, pirates,rock and roll music, whiskey, cowboy boots, taxidermy, dance parties, naps, doodling, espresso, glitter, magic tricks, stripes on things, smokin' cigarettes and talkin', freckles, extreme hugging, ruffles, mysterious bruises, home made tattoos, spats, gold on everything, bubbles, breaking glass, tap pants, sparkly ANYTHING, putting two words together to make words that should already exist; e.g. shoeduckling, pogomitten, etc... etc... driving real fast and sangin' along in the car, rolling rock's green bottles, blinking, reading, moustaches, cupcakes, slumber parties & pillow fights, switchblades & butterfly knives, local art and music, food, breathing, and most importantly... photoshop and fontlab.
NO :: bible-beaters, patchouli, racism, sexism, people who don't like hot mustard, jam bands, sloth, decaf coffee, taxes, your feet + anywhere on my body, making milkshakes for ungrateful sixteen year olds, the feeling of toothpaste on my face, other people's socks, the smell of slim jims or doritos, oranges (i would like them a whole bunch but i'm allergic to them), that kid who took my balloon at a concert last year 'cause he said i looked too happy, people who hate the South, traffic, the Doors (and the Eagles), and stubbing your toe on something as soon as you wake up.

PHILOSOPHY

Diamonds on my neck, ya'll, di-diamonds in my grill.

我为什么加入 Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

I wanted to join this to offer my home up in the event that I need a place to stay for a few when traveling. Yup, that's about it. One good turn deserves another. I won't cut you into little pieces. Golden Rule.

兴趣

TYPOGRAPHY! my collections and the collections of others, boys, knitting, crocheting, sewing, my computer, books, cheesy romance novel covers, knives and guns, making a pecan pie that will slay your face, antique books, dresses, housecoats, the movie roadhouse, talking like a trucker, roller skating, hugs, brain massages.

• animals
• cats
• arts
• books
• tattoos
• concerts
• dancing
• dining
• coffee
• partying
• reading
• traveling
• knitting
• magic
• music

音乐、电影和书籍

Yes. All of the above. Music. Too much to say. Narrow it down to ten bands :: The Smiths, The Replacements, Detroit Cobras, Murder City Devils, The Zombies, Prince, Sam Cooke, Otis!! Elvis!! The Stooges, The Melvins, The Misfits, Beyonce, The Pretenders, Wu-Tang (duh.), Amy Winehouse, Cut Copy, Tom Tom Club, Magnetic Fields, Aretha, ok, ok, that's a few more than ten.

我做过的一件不可思议的事情

given birth to my own head. October 2008
climbed the big ole tree in my backyard. October 2008
October has been a good month for me.

教，学，和分享

I can talk all day about type and printing processes, and teach you how to make a kick ass mango salsa or pecan pie. I love Knoxville and will show you the best dive bars/places to get chorizo tacos/botanical gardens/old signs you evah saw.