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  • 12 references 7 Confirmed & Positive
  • Fluent in Arabic, Arabic (Morocco), French; learning English
  • 32, Male
  • Member since 2011
  • Industrial Software Engineer
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About Me

My name is Yassine, and I am a total asshole. I like being drunk because I love VODKA. Ok, I'm not a girl, and I don't drive on the other side of the road either, but listening to «I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party «- of Ron White.
The world welcomed me in 1992 as a shit housed baby for some reasons my parents made up, maybe they wanted to follow the typical process of life : get married, have kids, kick them out when they got old and having a day-to-day boring life watching Al Jazeera and news about catastrophes in the middle east and the supremacy of the US.
I am still young and I usually go to party in my free time. Getting wasted while dancing and screaming to the top of my lungs is one my favorite "Passe-temps"
I hate showing hosts monuments as well as breathtaking and well-built mosques. I believe there is a GOD, and he hates me. I am not ready to talk about religion as I've never clinged to it, but am not an atheist or agnostic either. Thus I had no choice but to turn to a religion of my own making, I call it the religion of humanity, fun! You know, people have a hole to fill in, some do it with religion, and others with, well, women.
My Moroccan personality is far from usual that you might have encountered. I like reading weird books related to genuine adventures like "The game" and "I hope they serve beer in Hell".
I like Tagines, but I tend to eat burgers, Pizzas, French fries and western food in general.
I hate beaucoup bad shit and don't look nice while I'm on a hangover.
I like to meet people, it's a fact. Demystifying backpacker-stories and share tricks and funny stories is always a pleasure. Strangers that I meet become my best buddies.
Inquisitive, eager for knowledge! I'm chatterbox but still opening my ears to hear all fellow's stories. I'm very curious and deeply weird.
So enough for me, now I'm putting my earphones, and listening to music, Bye.

I'm a sinner, who's probably gonna sin again,
Lord forgive me, Lord forgive me
For things I don't understand
Sometimes I need to be alone

PHILOSOPHY

The more you give the more you get

Take it easy before you go crazy

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

100% fun.

After some meetings through CS, I realized it's a wonderful opportunity to meet people from all over the word, it's like reverse of control, You don't go to people in other continents, they come till your place, so how come someone cannot welcome them and be blessed!? We'll answer that next episode, when we meet maybe :)

Meeting is something easy, if you are pretending to be busy, well buddy, fuck off.

There is a possibility of making a short trip around Morocco on a three days basics, just let me know in advance, and I'm repeating it, I'm not going to visit Mosques, and I really don't wear Jellabas and I dont drive Camels, actually havent got the keys!

I believe we have a total freedom in Morocco, the freedom to choose the colors of our Jellabas, maybe...

If you are around and like profanity, then drop me a line, would be keen to offer cuddles and hugs (and a couple of drinks too).

Interests

I hate studying, but I do LOVE learning.

There is one thing that I truly hate, it's when someone try to appear intellectual and knows everything, whereas he doesnt. I've been so pissed off when it came to be in a mob with them, they just screw all discussions and dont leave any taste or interest to it! Dude, I don't call them conversations, they're rather nonversations. I hope you are not one of them, so we can meet and spice it up ;)
. Because I rather love people who radiate energy and confidence,do you?

Music, Movies, and Books

A lot, so much ... must take time one day to choose how to give ideas of this subject !

XxxXxx Up to You To Discover :-) XxxXxx

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Traveling alone is boring and lonely -Said those who never travel alone...

I read somewhere 'Fortunate are the ones who are lost, for they get the better of even their destinies!' , I got lost, and still want to do it again!

I Slept on the beach, watching starts all night!

I went from Introvert to extrovert, can you believe it? Damn.

Teach, Learn, Share

"Love is a homeless guy, searching for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate, and even though he's heartbroken, he can't complain, cuz he was hungry in the first place."

"One should live in a nineteen-years-old simplicity, life is so simple when it comes to breath, I think this is all necessary to have a good life at least. Be simple, be you."

"I was asked once, you're a smart man why aren't you rich? I replied, you're a rich man why aren't you smart?"
― Jacque Fresco

'' And do you think that love itself, living in such an ugly house, can prosper long? '' Edna St. Vincent Millay

What I Can Share with Hosts

As Jay Sean said, I'm all yours.

A Broad smile, because I'm grinning from ear to ear.

Sharing is caring!

Offering kindness to you? A thousand times over :)

We could never say one day how much experienced we are, I believe each one of use has something to learn, something to teach to the other, it's like that that we move forward, that we broaden our mind in order to be better and think differently.

So I'm willing to give my stories and the same as your counterpart, in a mutual respect, with total understanding of your religion/Point of view(wait, did I just say mutual respect? ). I'm really broad-minded, and ready to hear all kind of stories, while giving mine will give you an idea about my life :)

So contact me once you come, even if you say no to meet such a bad ass fella like me! Your body might say yes.

I accept payments by visa, PayPal and hugs. Am just kidding just jump in whenever you can, you are very welcome.

Countries I’ve Visited

Austria, Belgium, Czech Republic, Denmark, France, Germany, Hungary, Luxembourg, Monaco, Netherlands, Poland, Slovakia, Sweden, Switzerland, Tunisia

Countries I’ve Lived In

France, Morocco

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