Please be clean, tidy and perfect (non-perfect surfers please request elsewhere).
 
My team will screen applicants to my beach-view penthouse if you are good natured and have 75+ positive reviews. All reviews must be exclamatory of your international cooking ability.
 
My lawyers will review your profile and examine your application. They will be in contact with you if there is any issue.
 
Top applicants have been to every country in the world (including Antartica), will cook and clean my home each night, have started a not-for-profit in a developing country, and gone to space.
 
Please provide one offering of trade for staying in my home. Your first born child will be accepted (though from many past couchsurfers I have received many)

Thank you for your consideration

Interests

• traveling
• biking
• bars and clubs

Countries I’ve Visited

Bahamas, Belgium, Brazil, Bulgaria, Canada, China, Costa Rica, Croatia, France, Germany, Greece, Honduras, Hungary, Italy, Jamaica, Japan, Macedonia, Mexico, Morocco, Netherlands, Nicaragua, Nigeria, Panama, Serbia, Spain, Switzerland, Turkey, United Kingdom, United States

Countries I’ve Lived In

Greece, Nicaragua, United States