Outer appearance as a douche hipster, inner appearance of a senile 80 year old man. White on the scale of wonder bread.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

This encourages actual travel and I'm bout that.

Interests

Exploring (anything clichè adventurous and I'm in), Reading, Drinking... all the basic life skills.
Chatting up strangers... I'm the epitome of a people person, I love people and all the stories they tell, trading wisdoms is one of America's greatest past times.

• cooking
• drinking
• reading
• traveling

Music, Movies, and Books

Any music, legit all of it

Wes Anderson, Tarantino, anything funny.

Vonnegut, Salinger, any good classics... If you've read it and loved it, chances are I will too.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I've traveled to Europe once so I'm still uncultured, it's less amazing and more just a thing I did and this is me telling you about it.

Teach, Learn, Share

I can teach you Italian to a toddlers level as well as how to talk in English to any stranger anywhere... But you're on couchsurfer so you're probably already good at that.

Down to learn all about your nunchuck and Bo-staff skills (catch my reference and you're def cool)

What I Can Share with Hosts

Basically the best temporary roommate you'll ever have. I can cook like a god, clean like your mother, and I'm the most silent drunk gorilla you can ever lay eyes upon.

Countries I’ve Visited

England, Germany, Switzerland

Countries I’ve Lived In

United States