CURRENT MISSION

To learn everything I can, to help however I can, to live a life to die for.

ABOUT ME

Homo sapiens sapiens
'91
Male
Caucasian
Minor dings and scratches on exterior.
Superfluous organs removed.
Fully serviceable condition.
Burns 900-2000kcal/day.
Made in Poland from Polish and American parts.

PHILOSOPHY

Equality, education, empathy, erudition, excellence, emergence.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

Voraciously.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

This one time, in college, I let my friend sleep in my bed for a month.
It was the best of times, it was far from the worst of times.
We traveled to a galaxy far, far away.
We yipped and we yapped.
We rode the spiral to the end and we may just have gone where no one else has been.

Interests

Only you, baby.

• education
• teaching

Music, Movies, and Books

BOOKS:
1984, His Dark Materials, LOTR, The Story of O, Anthem, The Picture of Dorian Gray, A Brief History of Time, Feed

MOVIES:
Fight Club, Boondock Saints, American Psycho, Trainspotting, The Green Mile, Shawshank Redemption, Inglorious Basterds, Mallrats, Dogma, Chasing Amy, Garden State, Kung Fu Panda, Shrek, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, O Brother, Where Art Thou?, Star Wars, Serenity, Inception

TV SHOWS:
Community, Dexter, Breaking Bad, Firefly, House, How I Met Your Mother, Buffy, Futurama, Fraggle Rock, Arrested Development, The Big Bang Theory

MUSIC:
www.last.fm/user/plazmatyk
I wear combat boots to a rave.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Thine matriarch.

Countries I’ve Visited

Canada, Germany

Countries I’ve Lived In

Poland, United States