How much would the description in this box really tell you about me?

It's a common cliche of Couchsurfer profiles to be laid-back, open-minded and easy-going. So of course I am, too. But what does that mean to you? Actual interactions are dependent on a few too many factors for me to even consciously grasp, let alone put into words.

How much *does* this description tell you about me?

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

I believe in positive sum games, so here I am, sharing surplus resources for the benefit of human civilization and myself. So occasionally I like to open my doors to strangers and get to know people I usually would not meet.

Please note that I sometimes get lots of requests and can't host you all, even though most of you are lovely, so in the interest of giving a speedy reply I may just click "no".

You don't need to write a super elaborate personalized request, but copypasta is not to my taste, so if you reference something in my profile, that's appreciated. Thanks :)

Interests

I really like food, even the most mundane types. But if you have something new and strange, I might want to try it! I also like information. I probably spend a lot more time consuming information than food. That's why I studied informatics, aka computer science, as well as computational linguistics.

These days I develop software for software developers. It's great to have an intimate view on the customer perspective.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Woke up this morning. It never gets old!

Slipped on a banana once. I am a real life slapstick figure.

Also I was once Jesus, and saved another Jesus from the cross.

Teach, Learn, Share

So yes, there's food, linguistics, software. I appreciate any other skills and ideas you want to share with me.
I'm learning Russian, practice some language exchange with me if you're a fluent speaker.

Play a game of Zendo with me. Dance together. Tell me anecdotes or summarize data.

I also like to share hugs and maybe cuddles if you are up for it (say so!)

Countries I’ve Visited

Armenia, Austria, Belarus, Bulgaria, Croatia, Cyprus, Czech Republic, England, France, Germany, Hong Kong, Hungary, Italy, Kenya, Malta, Mauritius, Mexico, Netherlands, Norway, Philippines, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Russian Federation, Seychelles, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Ukraine, United Kingdom, United States

Countries I’ve Lived In

Germany