CURRENT MISSION
*****READ THE PROFILE!!! ALL OF IT!!!*****
THIS IS NOT A 'HELP YOU GET A VISITOR VISA' SERVICE
THIS IS NOT A 'DATE SITE'
I don't accept arrivals after 8pm on first night
I understand that filling in a profile would have made Hercules fail his Labours, i know it's a task too far, but seriously, if you can't be arsed to fill it in, then i really can't be arsed to make your bed or host you.

Cheapish Covid Testing PCR https://www.expert-medicals.co.uk/collections/navigation?fbclid=IwAR2XbTgqxV4zLRVC2VFRuqX-mAjJD9FpYBqM_I6epNSzqtjFVuQR7b-h8DI

new rule time,

GUYS that are new to CS with zero references, zero written on your profile WILL NOT be hosted.
YOU CAN THANK THIS CLOWN https://www.couchsurfing.com/users/2014771668

I will no longer accept last min requests from zero reference 'kids',
there are far too many arse holes using this site. i'm losing my patience with time wasters... sleep fcuking rough, i don't care!
I get bored with the cancelled plans of dreamers!
Although, if you're stuck in Manchester, i MIGHT help you out if i can.

i will leave you negative reference if you fail to cancel in a reasonable time, not because i'm upset you didn't come, but because your selfishness has prevented me meeting other couchsurfers!!

be nice always.. it's easy with JD or Jagermeister
although if you come from a country with a nice strong National drink, i'd appreciate a bottle to add to my bar :)
ABOUT ME

***WARNING***
I DRINK... A LOT!! I SWEAR... A LOT!!! I SMOKE... A LOT!!! If you're deeply religious or a fucking prude... this AIN'T the COUCH YOU'RE SURFING FOR!!!
I'm gay! i'm transexual!.. if u have no clue what that is... it still ain't the couch you're looking for!!

i've had a nice life, i travelled the world with the Army, have lived in China/Thailand and Philippines and worked all over europe.

I'm fairly normal, just have strange drinking habits

I don't often turn down surfers, but i don't host single guys. I also want to know exactly who is coming to stay with me, if it's a party of more than 2, then include genders, ages, how you know them and how long you have known them. i don't think that's too much to ask.

**** NOTE ****
definition of "lot"
a large number or amount; a great deal.
"there are a lot of actors in the cast"
synonyms: a large amount, a good/great deal, a deal, a great quantity, quantities, an abundance, a wealth, a profusion, plenty, masses;
many, a great many, a large number, a considerable number, numerous, scores, hundreds, thousands, millions, billions;
informal loads, loadsa, heaps, a pile, piles, oodles, stacks, scads, reams, wads, pots, oceans, a mountain, mountains, miles, tons, zillions, gazillions, more … than one can shake a stick at;
informal a shedload, lashings;
informal gobs, a bunch, gazillions, bazillions;
informal a swag;
vulgar slang a shitload;
vulgar slang an assload
"he had obviously spent a lot of money"

PHILOSOPHY
My Bathroom is not a Zen or Chakra recharge/meditation zone, i'm of an age where i need to pee a lot, so get in, do your business and vacate ASAP please.
Do anything you wanna do, as long as you do no harm, damage or cause loss - Most problems can be solved by talking while drunk.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING
I seriously think it's an honour to host people, to be trusted, to be thanked, in the form of a nice reference. Plus with Brexit and the stench of contempt for foreigners, that seems to be coming from the cess pit of morons we seem to have in England at the moment, at least you'll know, not all of us are like that! having said that, i was actually for Brexit, but for massively different reasons than most people. i'll expand when you arrive, if you're interested.

i don't see why ppl should have to pay hotel fees in order to travel, so i offer this to try and help

Let me know if you have any special requirements (ie. veggie) please, so i can get your preferred type of milk, i'll keep a very limited supply of veggie/vegan 'ready meals' in the freezer so you won't starve.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

i have slept on many a couch after a drunken night out, never via this site, i have been helped out when stuck in philippines, i am passing on others kindness

Interests

i drink, watch TV, repair PC's/phones.

Idiot spotting: Most information you need is on my profile. please make sure you have read it all

Music, Movies, and Books

action movies, Tarantino, Tom Clancy, lots of different music most recent john lennon
into Amy McDonald at the mo, with a bit of Jesse J, but like from 50 - now

Adam Curtis - Bitter Lake
The Spider's Web - Britain's Second Empire
John Pilger - Year Zero etc
Sand Wars
Operation Buffalo
between the lines
sugar rush
tipping the velvet
the deuce
the honourable woman

Rake 5 series
Britannia
finding Alice keeley hawes
departure (Archie Panjabi)
a discovery of witches
knightfall
project blue book
next of kin
the halcyon
No Offence
Taboo
Queen of the south
Das Boot
Stan Lee's Lucky Man
Derry girls
Jamestown
the good fight
traitors
Ted Lasso
Hap and Leonard
After Life
sneaky pete
The Durrells in Corfu
the americans
Hanna
Timeless
killing eve
Deep State
better call saul
gentleman jack
westworld
Brockmire
Salamander
Dead to Me
sense8
the last kingdom
Orange Is the New Black
orphan black
suits
Anne with an E
game of thrones
The Bletchley Circle: San Francisco
Turn washingtons spies
get shorty
Ozark
doctor foster
the singapore grip
Preacher
Manhunt martin Clunes
The Good Doctor
Berlin Station
outlander
roadkill
peaky blinders
gentleman jim
Vikings
the mandelorian
Travelers
the OA
cracker
wire in the blood
true detective
save me - has dr foster in
Living The Dream
judge john deed
sandbaggers
Luthur
Line of Duty
the wire
sopranos
the shield
wonder years
malcolm in the middle

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

i've done most things except bungee jumping and water skiing.

Teach, Learn, Share

i can teach you to appreciate JD... or jagermeister!
i'm really into and opinionated on geopolitics, i can talk for hours on it.
time keeping! i don't accept arrivals after 8pm, that way i'll have time to show you the flat and explain anything you need to know... any later is taking the piss in my book! once here, i will give you a key, so you can come and go as you like.
i share my bar! i have most 'normal' drinks, even have some cigars, sometimes cigarettes, what i am missing, as for some strange reason, menthol cigs can no longer be bought in UK, so.... if you come from a country where they still sell them, i'd appreciate a packet if cheap.
i possess most things, so if just visiting UK, no need to bring hair dryer, towels, bedding, if passing though, i have a washing machine you can use.

What I Can Share with Hosts

i won't be traveling out of Salford.

Countries I’ve Visited

Austria, Belgium, Belize, China, France, Germany, Gibraltar, Hong Kong, Italy, Luxembourg, Netherlands, Philippines, Portugal, Saudi Arabia, Spain, Switzerland, Thailand

Countries I’ve Lived In

China, Germany, Philippines, Thailand