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I have to be successful because I have expensive taste.

Sometimes I prefer to use my face for emoticons.

WARNING: I have an attitude and I know how to use it!

Sometimes I feel quite intelligent. Other times I have to sing the "A,B, C's" in my head to remember which letter comes next.

To be honest, I get a little nervous right before I go to say Worcestershire sauce.

When I get lonely I set my phone's alarm to go off every 15 minutes and imagine people are texting me.

I'd rather eat chocolate than worry about if I have a thigh gap!

I carry a knife. But it's just incase of cake.

I have an eating disorder. I'm about to eat dis order of pizza, dis order of fries and dis order of nuggets.

I meant to behave, but there were so many other options.

Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.

I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!

I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and and 90% how I react to it.

I'm not immature...I just know how to have fun!

I respect those who respect me and forget those who forget me. Simple as that.

I am old enough to know better - but young enough to still do it anyway.

I don't look back - Unless there's a good view!

I drink coffee... For your protection.

I believe what we do flows from who we are.

I am athletic. I surf the net.

I've never seen anyone jogging and smiling, so that's all I need to know about that.

I am not very clumsy, it's just that the walls get in my way, the chairs and tables are bullies, and the floor hates me.

Normal people worry me!

I tried being normal once, worst 5 minutes of my life.

If I say "The other day" it can mean any time up to a year ago.

You talk it. I LIVE it.

I am here for your entertainment!

Whenever I am sad, I try to cheer myself up by singing, but most of the time I find that my voice is far worse than the problems I have.

I cover my mouth when I cough, so people don't catch my awesomeness.

I am the one your mother warned you about.

I'm painting a blue square in my backyard so Google Earth thinks I have a pool.

I live for the moments you can't put into words.

Brazil, Mexico