I am a wild animal who works in the emergency room and is not an "in bed by 10pm" person. NOT LOOKING FOR HOOKUPS I AM MARRIED come on people do better

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

To make as many friends as possible! I met the love of my life on Couchsurfing, believe it or not. :) We got married October 24, 2013.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Too many to list. I've got a story for every type of situation. A selected few:

- Married a fellow Couch surfer 6 months after we met, and we're still together 11 years later.

- Painted myself head to toe blue in latex paint for Halloween and walked the Las Vegas strip essentially naked.

- Held a frozen amputated leg

- Guided a group of friends into a McDonald's in a small town in Quebec to call a cab and being the only person who wasn't too drunk to remember how to speak French.

- Decided on a random Friday afternoon I was going to drive to Seattle... from Atlanta... and be back in town by Monday. (I made it, by the way)

- Danced for a midget in a tuxedo. No, really.

- Threatened to throw a brick through Usher's windshield

- Threw my husband a surprise birthday party by turning my weird neighbour's basement into a strip club

I've had a wild life y'all.

Teach, Learn, Share

Things I can teach you that are useful and fun:

How to make the best grilled cheese.

Quebecois French.

How to put on a cast.

What a basketball shot is.

How to find secret passageways and sneak into old buildings.

How to be nightclub ready in 20 mins or less.

Simple answers for seemingly difficult questions.

Why you should never, ever eat from Lucky Dog in New Orleans.

Why The Loop is the worst neighbourhood in Chicago.

How to ask for a beer in 6 languages.
How to say "my friend will pay" in 6 languages.

The art of giving a fake palm reading and why to learn how.

Where all the best dive bars are in Chicago.

How to grow heirloom tomatoes.

I'm really an endless pit of information

What I Can Share with Hosts

I'll cook for you, take you out, and tell you ALL of the stories.

Countries I’ve Visited

Canada, Colombia, Denmark, Jamaica, Mexico, Norway, Peru, Poland, Sweden, United States, Virgin Islands, U.S.

Countries I’ve Lived In

Canada, Denmark, United States