CURRENT MISSION

find my other shoe, have you seen it?

ABOUT ME

I am a chill, laid back guy who lives alone in an apartment on the beach. I teach high school special education.

PHILOSOPHY

As we do!

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

tickle the ivories

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

chupacabra

Interests

Bustin Rhymes, Fixing Rhymes

• education
• beer
• wrestling
• teaching
• history
• beaches

Music, Movies, and Books

Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that ya used to.
I look funny
but yo I'm makin' money see
You look like MC Hammer on crack humpty. That's alrigth cause my body's in motion. It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
just like Humpty Dumpty
you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write.
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
and now I'm gonna do my dance.
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, shakin' ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump.
Word!

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

According to scientific calculations, I have drank between 5 and 40,000 beers in the most recent 17 1/2 years.

Teach, Learn, Share

A broad knowledge of professional wrestling history.

Countries I’ve Visited

Canada, China, France, Ireland, Italy, Mexico, Netherlands, United States, Vatican City State

Countries I’ve Lived In

United Kingdom, United States