I juander the earth looking for opportunities to increase the beauty of the earth. i will never have a job again but i work all the time. god's work, productive work...i know how to get shit done. republic wireless is fucking with me and are not communicating quick enough or at all for days at a time. now they want me to schedule an appointment for next week at some specific time. instead i just want a 30 second conversation to get the ball rolling but they will not. they are fuckers those assholes. now i go to project fi from google for my phone service and they respond with a phone call in 1 minute. it is so much fucking better. plus i will be purchasing a 50 priced nexus 6 with a hairline crack that has everything i need. i will probably get it tomorrow after i travel from portland to dc. this is how you make the world change...fucking push people until they fucking break. i do not break, i fucking bend backwards until my forehead grazes the floor. thanks! i want to me you and always need a place to call home for a little while. i pick up litter and organize objects. we make the world a better place for ourselves. it makes me happy when you are more relaxed and less fucking worried. hakuna matat lion king...such a wonderful phrase. please call me at 702-810-0518...today i am looking for a place near portland airport. you are the best and i love you, juanweaver.com instagram: weaverjuan snapchat: juanweaver. fb:juanweaver but getting off completely soon.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

To meet people on all of our synchronitic journeys and to discuss the way of life and the end of the world, your world. let's change some shit. goooooooooooooo fucking happiness bitches.

Interests

love

• beauty
• traveling
• socializing

Music, Movies, and Books

love found in:

siddhartha by herman hesse
tao te ching by lao tzu
illusions by richard bach
four agreement by don miguel ruiz
the way of life by jesus (the gospel of everybody is found in all the wonderful art of the world)

the book of changes (tao te ching) by lao tzu

gnostic bible by barnstone and meyer
the other bible by barnstone and meyer
...most of the actually published political filled bullshit bible is bullshit incarnate. the motherfucking evil of the universe. the devil is not evil. even angles fall. have you fallen before. even the fucking devil can get back to the top.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

fucking walked five miles last night to get from the wrong hotel to the right one. fucking asked republic fucking wireless for perpetual phone access and text with 3.5 gb data per month for me and all of my offspring. fucking changed the world and i will do that again. you do it, i do it, we all fucking just do it! nike had it right. VICTORY!!!!!!!!!

Teach, Learn, Share

All of the above. they are all different and the same. we teach by sharing, we learn by sharing, we share and end up learning, we share and end up teaching. love one another and everything will be more fucking b e a u tiful

What I Can Share with Hosts

my mutha fucken mind and spirit and money if i have any. you are welcome to it all. but still, ask for exactly what you need and you will get it. ask for money and people won't help you nearly as much. that is painful to give out money unless you don't give a fuck, like me. yesterday i gave away a fucking ebt access card to a couple from wa. they fucking started crying and i got to hold and rock them. yesterday i gave a bottle of change to a 22 homeless chap fucking carrying around a bright green sleeping bag. we spend about ten minutes learning to fucking add ten to a two digit number without having to use his fingers. he got it and now counting will be easier for him. the total amount of money was nearly 8.45 US dollars. he was super stoked. that money will last him for days. i have three bucks in my pocket and that is fucking quite alright. go with the flow. vaya con dios.

Countries I’ve Visited

United States

Countries I’ve Lived In

Mexico