CURRENT MISSION

Is to reach a fluent level in Russian, enroll back in a university while I'm residing here in the US of A

ABOUT ME

When I was born the doctors didn't say "It's a boy" ... they actually said "It's him!" I lived/resided/spent time in 3 countries. Was an IT specialist in Mexico City, had a few field trips in Canada and now I reside here in the US of A. My IQ is Waay above room temperature. I've been hired, promoted, outsourced and fired during a single fiscal year. I can make a 5 course meal with a spoon and a toaster oven. When I cook nothing taste like chicken... not even chicken! I rarely sleep and when I do it's sitting down. Laws of physics don't apply to me. I am not a fan of euphemisms and I am not always politically correct. I am a private citizen but I do share my experiences. I drive slowly and walk fast. When I go to Rome they do as I do. Never once solved "The Rubik's Cube"! I am always on time, but don't always arrive to the right place. I found out the meaning of life a few years ago, but... forgot to write it down. My business card simply says "I'll call you (:" In every continent there is a sandwich named after me. I rarely yell. I do enjoy watching the sunsets. If I am late, IT waits for ME. I quit throwing things years ago, and stopped getting worked up about the small stuff. I am fluent in Franglais, Spanglish, Portuñol, and Russinglish. I'll cook OR clean it up, but NOT both. Every problem has a solution in life, when your solution doesn't work YOU can call me, even my enemies have me as their emergency contact. In fact, I once visited a psychic... you know... to warn her!! Don't try to Google my name, Google will refuse to search me. YOU don't find me, I find YOU. Oh and the entire Internet stops when I type "brb". I never get sick, never get stoned, never get depressed. And I am happy every day (: or try my hardest to be as jolly everyday ^_^

PHILOSOPHY

Live and let live!
And over all Hakuna-Matata my friends!

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

I like the whole idea behind it, and support it to the fullest. I also enjoy making friends, the couch surfing community is great, I only wish I'd know about it earlier! (:

Interests

I enjoy studying and learning new things, languages and traveling are my passion

Music, Movies, and Books

My 6 Favorite movies are:
Lord of War
Ted
Blow
Scarface
Amar Te Duele
Te Presento A Laura

Music wise. I listen to everything from Country to Classical music. Although my favorite genre is Hip-Pop & Rap, I enjoy listening to Rap&Hip-Pop not only from America but from Portugal, England, France, Brazil and South Africa. But ultimately I consider music a form of art. And everyone has something to contribute so as such I listen to all artist and take in their "work of art" regardless of the genre.

And books I read just about anything. Much like music. I read everything that comes my way. Whether that be the NY Times, a memoir or a best seller. Last 3 book I read was "Pot Shot" by Gary Boyle, "O Alquimista" by Paulo Coelho and "O Livro Do Desassossego" by Fernando Pessoa

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

1-Standing on top of the Willis Tower in Chicago
2-Climbing the Aztec pyramids in Mexico
3-Front row at an Eminem concert! IN his hometown of DETROIT!

Teach, Learn, Share

While I was studying in Mexico City I gave Spanish lessons to foreign students from Russia and Ukraine as part of the university program. And I did this very well. I thought the basics, So... I could probably teach you some Spanish if you have the time. We could also do Portuguese lessons!

Countries I’ve Visited

Mexico, United States

Countries I’ve Lived In

Mexico, United States