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Overview

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  • Fluent in English, Spanish; learning French
  • 31, Male
  • Member since 2017
  • Student
  • Centro Universitario de Estudios Cinematográficos
  • From Mexico City, Mexico City, Mexico
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About Me

Film student from Mexico City

Main goal in life: To find a main goal in life.

Right now I'm invested in the search of true happiness. My vast research has showed me that it seems to have a lot to do with eating ice cream. This is only a theory and I don't have a single piece of solid evidence to support it, but research has proven to be very delicious, refreshing, creamy and at times really really cold for my brain, like freezingly cold.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

I have never surfed before, but I have always wanted to try and I love couches. Sitting on them, laying on them, having sex on them, falling a sleep while watching a movie with half an empty bucket of ice cream and the other half in my stomach because my plans of having sex on couches seem to not be happening as often as I would like to or just not happening at all. You name it. If it's on a couch I'm down with it.
So when I heard "couchsurfing", I was instantly interested. I mean to actually surf on a couch, that's a must on my list. Although I don't have the slightest clue on how you can mount a wave on a couch ...
This site doesn't offer any kind of instructions either, but hey, I'm always open for new experiences and I guess I'll eventually find out.

Interests

  • books
  • bouldering
  • music
  • cycling
  • rock climbing
  • food
  • cinema
  • pizza
  • ice cream
  • burgers
  • real tacos not those things gringos like to eat
  • echar el mame

Music, Movies, and Books

Movies: Pulp Fiction, Trois couleur: Rouge, Persona, Bronson, Monty Python and the holy grail, A Bout de souffle, The Dark Knight, Seven Samurai, Songs fron the second floor, Carol, Love and Death, Zelig, Une Nouvelle Amie, Güeros, Oldboy, Mulholland drive, Gone Girl, Citizen Kane, Elle, Incendies, Vivre sa Vie, Force Majeur, etc.
Directors: Denis Villeneuve, Fincher, Lynch, Tarantino, Nolan, Woody Allen, Godard, Kurosawa, The Coen Brothers, Bergman, Edgar Wright, , etc.
Books: 100 años de soledad, La tumba, The cathcher in the rye, Siddhartha, Ficciones de Borges, La insoportable levedad del ser, The Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, etc.
Music: Kendrick Lamar, Marvine Gaye, Bob Dylan, Stromae, Johnny Cash, The Beatles, Oasis, Bo Burnham, Natlia Lafourcade, Lou Reed, The Hives, Los angeles azules, Juan Cirerol, Kanye West, John Mayer, etc.
Motown, hip hop, jazz, rock, blues, cumbia, etc.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

This one time I was at the final round of a beer pong match. Both teams had just one cup left. I was wearing a leather jacket, but wasn't wearing it like it was a big deal or something, because I'm cool like that.
It was my turn. I could end it all and we would taste the sweet flavor of victory which ironically would be the cup in front of us we were trying to avoid drinking, because we wanted to win, but given the euphoria of the victory my friend would completely forget about it and drink it.
Anyways, I could feel all eyes on me. Sweat was beginning to transpire from my body. Music stopped. Actually all sound faded. Time slowed down. My friend was telling me something, but I couldn't make it out because I was so in the zone.
A series of thoughts popped into mind "Relax. Fuck it. Just throw it”, because that's what cool people do and I happen to be a cool person. So what did I do?
I relaxed, then I thought “fuck it”, and just before I threw it I announced to everyone “Games over”. Finally I threw it with zero to none fucks given.
The ping-pong flew across the air with the zero to none fucks given momentum I had put into it.
It was a clean shot.
The crowd went mad. My friend threw himself towards me and hugged me. I acted like it wasn’t a big deal, because that’s how a cool cat like myself reacts in those types of situations.
Women wanted me and men wanted to be like me. Also some men wanted me and some women wanted to be like me, because I hang out with all types of people and I have a very diverse group of friends. So to precise some men and women wanted me and some men and women wanted to be like me. If there had been any children they would have wanted to be like me when they grew up, but there weren’t any because it was an adult party with alcohol, but you get the picture.
It was awesome.
And that’s a Monday for me.

Totally unrelated story, I once saved a guy from being beaten by a taxi driver.

Countries I’ve Visited

Canada, England, France, Netherlands, Puerto Rico, Russian Federation, Spain, Sweden, United Arab Emirates, United States

Countries I’ve Lived In

Canada, France, Mexico

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