CURRENT MISSION

I'm waking up.

Ich bin bei aufwachen.

我在醒来。

ABOUT ME

Why would I know anything about that?

Wie soll ich dass denn wissen?

我怎么会知道？

PHILOSOPHY

It's all in the Principia Discordia. Or it isn't. Whatever. :D

Es ist alles im Principia Discordia. Oder vielleicht nicht. Ist mir Wurst. :D

都在“Principia Discordia”里面，或者可能也不是。我打酱油。：D

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

I drink all of the beer. Wait. What?

Ich trinke das ganze Bier. Warte mal. Wie, bitte?

我干杯。嗯。。。什么？

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

One time I met a guy who put a couch on wheels and surfed it across Brooklyn.
True story.

Ich hab' mal ein Kerl getroffen, der einen Sofa durch ganzen Brooklyn auf Räder gesurft hat.
Echt.

有一次我碰到了一个家伙放一个沙发在车轮上，冲浪了过布鲁克林。

Interests

outer space - Weltraum - 空间
Plants - Plantzen - 植物
Animals - Tiere - 动物
hiking - Wandern - 徒步旅行
swimming holes - Schwimmen - 游泳
math - Mathe - 数学
physics - Physik - 物理
yoga - Yoga - 瑜伽

inner space - Innenraum - 内部空间
food - Essen - 西餐，中餐
Stories, myths, legends - Geschichten, Sagen, Märchen - 故事, 传说，神话
riddles, puzzles, mysteries - Rätsel, Puzzle, Geheimnisse - 谜语，神秘
jokes - Witze - 笑话
creativity (making junk) - Kreativität -
meditation - Meditation - 打坐
magic - Magie - 魔术
boooooooooooooooooooooooks - Büüüüüücher! - 书书书书书

• animals
• dining
• beer
• yoga
• meditation
• partying
• drinking
• puzzles
• magic
• hiking
• swimming
• mathematics
• physics

Music, Movies, and Books

The Stars My Destination
Neal Stephenson
Robert Anton Wilson
Game of Thrones
I can't actually read.

Tom Waits
Black Moth Super Rainbow
Philip Glass
Pretty Lights
MF Doom
R Crumb's band

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Splish splish, I was takin' a bath
Long about a Saturday night
A rub-a-dub, just relaxin' in the tub
Thinkin' everything was alright
Well, I stepped out the tub, put my feet on the floor
I wrapped the towel around me and I
Opened the door, and then I
Splish, splash... I jumped back in the bath.
Well how was I to know there was a party going on?

They was a-splishin' and a'splashin'
Reelin' with the feelin', movin' and a'groovin'
Rockin' and a'rollin', yeah!

Countries I’ve Visited

Czech Republic, Denmark, Mongolia, North Korea, Switzerland, Thailand, United States

Countries I’ve Lived In

China, Germany, United States

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