CURRENT MISSION

Patron Saint of the Perpetually Offended

ABOUT ME

Want some coffee? I got that.

PHILOSOPHY

If you say you love me
Then you'd better not shove me off a cliff
Oh no no no
Not off a cliff.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

Charming hosts and surfers with my wit and incredible kindness to children and small animals.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

Super ridonk Euro-adventures. Couchsurfing makes my dreams come true.

Interests

Reading, writing, not so much arithmetic, camping, cooking & baking, sewing, magazines, dancing and parties, quiet nights in, coffee, languages, unexplained phenomena, film, comedy, fashion, vintage, history, love, pictures, collages, art, large urban settings, poetry, comparative religions, trashy novels from the 50s and 60s, making and hearing music, vinyl, lighting.

• animals
• arts
• writing
• poetry
• fashion
• dancing
• cooking
• coffee
• baking
• partying
• reading
• music
• camping
• history
• languages
• religion

Music, Movies, and Books

Movies:
-Casablanca
-Breathless
-I'm Not There
-Rushmore
-Annie Hall
-Amelie
-Empire Records
-Big Fish
-Saved!
-American Beauty
-The Royal Tenenbaums
-Life is Beautiful
-Elephant
-Harold and Maude
-Fallen Angels
-The Motorcycle Diaries
-The Darjeeling Limited
-The Baxter
-Ils
-Forbidden Zone
-Control

Music:
-Smokey Robinson
-Joy Division
-Broadcast
-Leonard Cohen
-Serge Gainsbourg
-She & Him
-Patsy Cline
-Sam Cooke
-The Beatles
-Bob Dylan
-Elliott Smith

Books:
-Youth in Revolt.
-The Catcher in the Rye.
-In The Time of the Butterflies.
-The Perks of Being a Wallflower.
-Cunt: A Declaration of Independence
-Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close.
-Middlesex.
-Bonjour Tristesse.
-Lullaby.
-The Stranger.
-The Virgin Suicides.
-Weetzie Bat.
-The Crucible.
-Me Talk Pretty One Day.
-Invisible Monsters.
-Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim.
-Valley of the Dolls.
-Love is a Mix Tape.
-The Time Traveler's Wife.
-No One Belongs Here More Than You.
-The Sirens of Titan.
-Bed.
-Eee Eeee Eee.
-Optic Nerve.
-Into the Wild.
-Everything is Illuminated.
-Persepolis.
-Franny and Zooey.
-Slaughterhouse 5.
-Naked.
-Norweigan Wood.
-Henry & June.
-Geek Love.
-Watchmen.
-The Wind Up Bird Chronicle.