CURRENT MISSION

To laugh like a drunk hyena

ABOUT ME

You should stay away from me. First of all I'm a bad person, sometimes when my friends come over I hide my chocolate so I don't have to share it. Plus, I don't feed pigeons.
I'm also crazy, I like dancing and jumping around my room while listening to Lowroller.
I have no respect for anyone, I sing really loud every time I'm in the shower.
And I'm a hypocrite. Years ago I tried to become vegetarian but it didn't work out. So now I secretly curse people who eat horse meat, but I love eating cow meat, it's delicious.
Last but not least I'm a walking metamorphosis, always changing.

PHILOSOPHY

Do not leave for tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

Turning innocent couchsurfers into degenerate drunks.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

Amazing! Feel like a happy four year old kid paying a visit to Willy Wonka at his Chocolate Factory.

Interests

I'm trying to find someone to invade Buckingham Palace with me in order to give the Queen a hug.

Music, Movies, and Books

Harry Potter is the best book series ever written and people who say otherwise should be arrested for blasphemy.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I've been to Narnia.

Teach, Learn, Share

I can teach you how to procrastinate and still get everything done. Or not.

Countries I’ve Visited

Argentina, Austria, Belgium, Bolivia, Bulgaria, Chile, Colombia, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Ireland, Italy, Mexico, Netherlands, Norway, Peru, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Russian Federation, Serbia, Slovakia, Slovenia, South Africa, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Turkey, United Kingdom, Uruguay, Vatican City State

Countries I’ve Lived In

Brazil, Netherlands

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