CURRENT MISSION

To be vertically radical on a horizontal plane, while remaining quite tubular...

ABOUT ME

I once drank a whole beer while sitting at a bar. When something smells so awful that it makes me want to puke, I smell it again just to confirm. I'm guilty of some of life's most gruesome crimes. I've left the seat up, stolen Legos, and jaywalked in Washington, D.C. I've checked out of express lanes with 21 items, and I've gotten away with it. I'm guilty of once upon a time liking Creed and I've been "tea-bagged" by a weimaraner. I once had a dream I stabbed my mother with the handle of a butter knife while she was laughing at me. I believe the "cup of life" soured in Mother Nature's jock-strap many years ago, and I believe there should be no difference between "effect" and "affect". I once was accused of picking my nose in my 5th grade social studies class... I was scratching it. I've snorted crumbled Cheese Puffs for five bucks and I've memorized the "Pledge Of Allegiance". I almost voted once. I know what it feels like to have a HI-C straw sticking through my nipple and my ears are big. I'm familiar with all of the various ways to skin a cat. I've talked about jumping out of an airplane and I've stood within 3 feet of John Denver. I've dialed 867-5309, pushed the little red button, and I've concurred on numerous occasions. People say I'm mysterious, have magical hands, and am possibly from another planet. I agree. My piercings and tattoos lie secretly beneath my clothing and I have a receding hairline that significantly decreases my chances of ever pulling off a faux-hawk. I like things that are gray, I probably like your mom, and am very curious to know how you feel about that? In my life's experiences, I've learned 3 very important things. Cleaning your ears with wet Q-tips is naturally euphoric, learning Portuguese is great for insomnia, and stumping your pinky toe has a delayed onset of hellous pain. Hi, I'm Kevin. If you'd like to know more just ask.

Also, I'm currently analyzing the results of my latest research findings and am working extremely hard to get closer to patenting technology that will allow "metaphorical feces" to roll up hill. I'll keep you posted.

PHILOSOPHY

Change what you can change...Compensate for the rest...

Never attempt to dodge a squirrel in the street... It's the swerving that kills them...

They don't think it be like it is, but it do...

You've gotta donkey punch a goat to get 'em stump broke...

"Conversate" is not a word. End of discussion...

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

Hosted:
2012 - Max (Germany) & Fanny (France via Connecticut)
2012 - Shawn Smith
2013 - Guillaume (Canada) & Sarah (Canada)
2013 - Bob Mertens (Canada)

Surfed:
2012 - Frank Noll (Pittsburgh)
2012 - Maartje Wessels (Amsterdam)
2012 - Sarah Dheedene (Luxembourg via her friend's apt)
2012 - Sarah Dheedene (Brussels, her apt)
2012 - Max (Berlin)

Hung out with:
2012 - Vanessa (from Germany, in Pittsburgh)
2012 - Allison (hosted Vanessa from Germany)
2012 - Thanya (Thailand, in Rome)
2012 - Attilio (hosted Thanya, Rome)

Interests

Plants, Bacon, Cheese, Red Wine, Weimaraners, Cheez-its, Coffee, Sugar, Tea, Sugar in Tea, Snicker's Ice Cream Bars, Laughter, Ice Cream, Cast Iron, Tattoos, Body Piercings, Amsterdam, Nature & Conversation...Oh, and "Who Dat!"...

Music, Movies, and Books

Music: Acoustic is my favoriteMovies: Johnny Depp's stuffBooks: yeah, I should probably read more...

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I'm not sure how amazing this is to the average person, but to me, it's rather significant...

In 2002, I hit a jackpot on a slot machine in Lake Charles, La. My immediate decisions thereafter led me to the city where I would ultimately win my biggest jackpot yet... Security, Stability, & Happiness... It's a long story, but one I love telling...

Teach, Learn, Share

I'd like to learn just about anything, but more specifically, I want to learn more about different cultures. I am educated in Massage Therapy so I can teach some of those skills, although they are rusty. In my career I work with plants for high-end clientele. I can certainly teach you how to combine plants in arrangements as well as in a landscape. Succulents are my favorite...

Countries I’ve Visited

Belgium, Germany, Italy, Netherlands

Countries I’ve Lived In

United States