CURRENT MISSION

Painting my neighbourhood

ABOUT ME
(Update: cannot host for a couple ofweeks or months)

My name's Mathieu, 38. I used to rock, but like, kick ass you know. But I got old, and then slowly became dull and annoying.

I'm a genuine John Doe, being like everybody else, you know, but I try to have that extra something that put a spark in life. Unfortunately I quite often fail to.

I paint walls sometimes. I read books most of the time. I'm a huge fan of animated series, the worst possible of course (Archer, Bojack, South Park and all), so that makes me irritating sometimes with the lamest puns and the wit of an underachiever (I was about to write "retarded" but I felt like it could be offensive, in case you are retarded yourself).

About hosting me: I promise I'll behave. Come on... Pleaaaaase. That's it. Atta boy :)

About hosting you: I don't mind you're cute, hairy, big, small, tall or even red haired, you smoke, you don't, you're vegan, butcher or even from Arkansas. I just require:

- you love cats. Mine at least, I don't actually give a damn about other cats (except yours off course, wich is at least as magnificent as the fury disaster that is mine). This is not negotiable.

- you don't piss me off (make sure you're super cool). Or, if you DO piss me off, then... I guess it's just too bad, ain't it ?

- you don't ask me permission to do this or that. Except.... well I don't know. So ask. Sometimes.

- you respect the ultra-basic and simple rules of (minimum not pathologic) cleaness and a sustainable level of noise.

And there is plenty of times when I cannot host. For some reasons, that are really none of your business. But in case you mind I commute every week between Marseille and Paris, so I'm not always home and able to host.

PHILOSOPHY

W.T.F. ? (yeah, that's my own personal mantra)

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

I regularly host and surf couches.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

I hosted a bunch of people. I was very mean to them but thanks to a secret electronic device, I erased their memories so that they vouched me or left some nice words on my page. But it's actually lies.

I was also hosted throughout the world, and most of the time I behaved myself. Mostly. But I'm super cool, so it's fine in the end.

Interests

Facebook: khwezi stuff design

https://m.facebook.com/pages/Khwezi-Stuff-Design/110183949015131

Graphic arts
Music
Contemporary art
Literature
Travels
Photography (yeah, I already said "graphic arts".So what ?)
.... blah blah blah. Lot of things could actually interest me.

• cats
• arts
• books
• literature
• design
• contemporary art
• photography
• vegan
• painting
• music
• swimming
• business
• history

Music, Movies, and Books

Tons of band and DJ's, hundreds of favorite movies, millions of favorite books. Whatever. Can't we talk about that when we (ever) meet ?

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

the world beyond my mum's belly is probably the greatest thing ever seen. So getting there is the greatest thing ever done.

(swimming with whales sharks was also cool)

Teach, Learn, Share

I can share my bathroom and shower.
Or also my great knowledge of meaningless points, old man 's pointers, and procrastination.

What I Can Share with Hosts

A comfy place, tons of tips, an extended knowledge of the area and its history. And I can also offer booze (or drugs if that's really what you're into, but come on, you need to go to rehab, and clean up your act). I can also learn you how to make stencils. Because that's what I do.

Countries I’ve Visited

Andorra, Australia, Austria, Belgium, Brazil, Cambodia, Chile, Czech Republic, Denmark, England, France, Germany, Guadeloupe, Hungary, Italy, Martinique, Mexico, Monaco, Netherlands, New Zealand, Poland, Portugal, Slovakia, Spain, Switzerland, Taiwan, Thailand, Ukraine, United Kingdom, United States, Vatican City State

Countries I’ve Lived In

France

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