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  • 精通 English; 正在学习 German, Italian, Spanish
  • 28, 男
  • 成为会员的时间:2016
  • student
  • bachelor
  • 来自New York City, NY, USA
  • 个人主页已完成 100%

关于我

Come a day there won’t be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don’t push me, and I won’t push you. Dong le ma?” – Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, Serenity

*****WARNING*******

Insane nutcase profile. Read with caution!
Профил на един луди. Прочетета внимателно!
Profil d'un homme fou. Lire avec caution!
Profil eines mannedermanchmalnichtdievollenfähigkeitenseinesverstadeshat!

*****WARNING*******

My profile is VERY LONG.

My name is Ethan Kiarash bhm, I’m a gentleman, an adventurer, a wandering bard full of tales and songs that will put a smile upon your face when the nights grow long. For 23 years I have walked the earth and 2 I spent crawling. I hail from nyc, New York .

Now, whilst one can take my profile with a pinch of salt, for it is constructed primarily for the amusement of you, my dear reader, it can be said that I am indeed a real person underneath this profile, as my references can attest to.

I am not a humble man. I am much accomplished they say. Men wish to follow me and women fall in love with me. Sometimes even the other way round, to awkward results.

So it is not surprising that I was once rated as 'one of the top 100 people to be around' in 2016, albeit at number 100 (update: I slipped down the list to number 105 in 2017 but I am back at place 99 in 2018), and the list was written by myself. However I do notice many requests come forward from people who do not view me as the great and amazing person I am and simply want a couch to sleep on! Bah! What is going on with the world?

****MY HOBBIES****

I am in the process of 're appropriating my skills' which I guess means, finding a new hobby, life, or adventure, perhaps not in that order but a deck of cards is 52 no matter how it is shuffled.

****MY LIKES****

I like polite people. People who are on time, do what they say they will do when they say it. Apologise if they are wrong, and also right their mistakes. Are humble when they are right, and let acts of charity go unnoticed.

I like good food, made fresh, from decent ingredients.

I like antique hunting in old bazaars and flea markets. If you have a local one I would like to visit it.

I like laughter. There is too little of it to go round in a world of 7 billion people.

***My dislikes***

Phone addicts who need to take a photo of everything but remember nothing.

People who feel the need to prove themselves in conversations by always having a better opinion/story than the other person. Life is not a competition its a stir fry. The peppers taste just as good as the mushrooms they are just different.

'Open minded and Easy going' people who are very rarely open minded and hardly ever easy going.

Sheep. Not the animals, they are great to count to get to sleep. But then so are the drone boxes that one meets on a regular daily basis, able to put one in slumber also.

Broccoli . I hate them to the point if I was a billionaire, I would hire a mad scientist to invent a new disease called the broccoli blight which would wipe them from the face of the earth.

******EPILOGUE****

I hope that if you arrived this far you have enough information in your arsenal to decide if I am a person you would like to graze your plane of existence. I look forward to meeting you!

我为什么加入 Couchsurfing

I'm super interested in sharing experiences and the benefits of seeing a city through a local's eyes.

兴趣

Music, Cafe , walking, nature, literally everything Ancient Mysteries: If you are interested in the questions such as 'where are we from?' and the like, but without lizards, then I am sure discussions will be entertaining.

  • walking
  • music

音乐、电影和书籍

music:
Country- deephouse - hip hop - rock,... everything!!
that depends on my mood :)

movies and series:
notebook
blue valentine
fast and furious
how I met your mother
big bang theory
californication
super natural
inception
forrest gump

books:
alchemist
history boooks

我做过的一件不可思议的事情

When the darkness settled, peering into the darkness and seeing the creature peering back at me, eagerly guarding the tomb of his master. What happened next was something I will never forget. I will tell you more upon our encounter.

教,学,和分享

Dont play with ouiji boards.

Don't touch things that are ticking and are not a clock.

Don't touch things that are a clock, and are not ticking.

Don't date sisters, but if this cannot be avoided, at least don't date sisters at the same time. (not personal experience, but a good friend of mines)

Don't lick jellyfish. (sadly I must admit to this being personal experience)

Fruit juice is bad for you. its basically liquid sugar. Instead of drinking fruit juice for breakfast, try absinthe instead. Its just as bad but you won't give a shit.

我可以与沙发主分享些什么

I’m a pretty good cook and there’s always a cupboard full of different drinks that you’re welcome to try.

我游览过的国家

Austria, Belgium, Bulgaria, China, Czech Republic, England, Germany, Hungary, India, Iran, Iraq, Ireland, Italy, Netherlands, Northern Ireland, Poland, Russian Federation, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Turkey, United Arab Emirates, United Kingdom, United States

我居住过的国家

Germany, United States

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