CURRENT MISSION

aquisition of social skills

ABOUT ME

Blessed beyond measure with nothing of actual significance to complain about.

My friends would say that I am a pedantic piece of bowel movement.

Interests

-inappropriate comments
-diabetes -stroking my beard -Getting pissed off when someone is smarter or dumber than me

Music, Movies, and Books

uuhmm, what's his name...Nabokov. Henry Miller.

Paper bird and other really gay music. Especially if it reminds me of even gayer people.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I am not that easy to impress- Oh wait, a dog!!!

Teach, Learn, Share

Teach:
- how every dish can be significantly improved by adding the one secret ingredient
- how to bench press
- how to make jokes that do not work. Like immigrants.
- cooking recipes, following scientifically proven, health-based minimalistic principles, such as
- if it tastes good, spit it out
- always add curd, no matter what
- when you have guests, adjust the presentation of the food by adding a little 'fuck you, my friend' to each serving. Because it's for their best if they eat the same stuff that you eat. You don't have other ingredients in your possession anyways.

Learn:
- how to enunciate
- general education, e. g. history
- laundry cycle management such that I don't have to wear the same socks twice

What I Can Share with Hosts

oatmeal.
If you write a couch request, please describe the way you smell so that I know you are reading this.
Also, only hosting men for the time being. I hosted too many girls in the past, now gender equality kicks in.

Countries I’ve Visited

Austria, Belgium, Brazil, Canada, China, Colombia, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Ecuador, France, India, Indonesia, Italy, Netherlands, Peru, Poland, Portugal, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, United States

Countries I’ve Lived In

Germany, United Kingdom, United States