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Resumen
Sobre mí
CURRENT MISSION
aquisition of social skills
ABOUT ME
Blessed beyond measure with nothing of actual significance to complain about.
My friends would say that I am a pedantic piece of bowel movement.
Intereses
-inappropriate comments
-diabetes -stroking my beard -Getting pissed off when someone is smarter or dumber than me
Música, películas y libros
uuhmm, what's his name...Nabokov. Henry Miller.
Paper bird and other really gay music. Especially if it reminds me of even gayer people.
Algo increíble que he hecho
I am not that easy to impress- Oh wait, a dog!!!
Enseña, aprende, comparte
Teach:
- how every dish can be significantly improved by adding the one secret ingredient
- how to bench press
- how to make jokes that do not work. Like immigrants.
- cooking recipes, following scientifically proven, health-based minimalistic principles, such as
- if it tastes good, spit it out
- always add curd, no matter what
- when you have guests, adjust the presentation of the food by adding a little 'fuck you, my friend' to each serving. Because it's for their best if they eat the same stuff that you eat. You don't have other ingredients in your possession anyways.
Learn:
- how to enunciate
- general education, e. g. history
- laundry cycle management such that I don't have to wear the same socks twice
Qué puedo ofrecer a los anfitriones
oatmeal.
If you write a couch request, please describe the way you smell so that I know you are reading this.
Also, only hosting men for the time being. I hosted too many girls in the past, now gender equality kicks in.
Países que he visitado
Austria, Belgium, Brazil, Canada, China, Colombia, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Ecuador, France, India, Indonesia, Italy, Netherlands, Peru, Poland, Portugal, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, United States
Países en los que he vivido
Germany, United Kingdom, United States