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Sorry folks, I don't live in Montreal anymore!
Perhaps you'd like to visit 1,000km North, though?
I live and teach in a Cree community called Mistissini.
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ABOUT ME

My greatest pass-times are casually messing with people and procrastinating about exercise.

I like to tell people that Samuel L. Jackson dies at the end of random movies so they spend the whole time waiting for him to show up.

You can find out the rest by rifling through my garbage cans or simply asking me. Whichever is more convenient for you!

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

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COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

As my uncle Kevin Spacey would say -- pay it forward!

Interests

*Deep inhale* -- My crazy dreams, the proverbial great outdoors, purposely choosing the slow reader in class because that is a legacy that everyone should have to suffer through, reading, music, movies, biking, FN issues, cooking, eating, animals, destroying things, camping, avoiding the spotlight like the plague, travelling, painting, playing WYR, video games, colouring, mumbling, drawing, the chronic, sustainable living, telling guys at Subway to make me a damn samwich, games, gardening, homesteading, putting air quotes around random "words", learning new things, building things, getting stuck in the mud, laughing, exploring, moshing at the Wiggles concerts, when I'm feeling lonely I watch horror movies so I can feel as though someone else is in the house with me and that I will surely die, saying "literally" when I actually mean "figuratively" just to annoy people.

• animals
• dogs
• arts
• coloring
• concerts
• cooking
• exercise
• gardening
• politics
• movies
• video games
• reading
• traveling
• eating out
• painting
• drawing
• homesteading
• music
• outdoor activities
• cycling
• camping
• religion

Music, Movies, and Books

TV SHOWS
Archer, Impractical Jokers, Rick & Morty, Bob's Burgers, Breaking Bad, Adventure Time, Regular Show, Metalocalypse, and the list goes on and on...

MOVIES
An endless list of documentaries, anything by Pixar, most Tim Burton movies, Coen brothers' movies, and the list goes on and on...

MUSIC
"Literally" everything except Nickelback & Creed.

BOOKS
Copious amounts of FN issue books, graphic novels, obviously Harry Potter, and the list goes on and on...

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Successfully undergoing species reassignment surgery to become a Unicorn and live out the rest of my days in a meadow.

Teach, Learn, Share

I can teach you the art of underwater basket-weaving, though it does require a base fee of all your life's savings.

I'd like to learn how not to kill a cactus. I want to have a greenhouse and live sustainably one day, so any skills that will allow me to achieve that are welcome!

What I Can Share with Hosts

Stories, random conversations, laughs, food, mediocre ukulele playing, sights...whatever!

Countries I’ve Visited

Belgium, Canada, France, Germany, Greenland, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Jamaica, Mexico, Netherlands, United Kingdom, United States

Countries I’ve Lived In

Canada

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