CURRENT MISSION

capture & convict

ABOUT ME

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don't pull the sheets off the living room colossus.

Gibboms mcrinby …ole…… dodga

Don’t tae that tone with me boys – lest foget we mainsips’

Just do that things with an explosion of pleasure of right time

You just get stuck…..whoops
Its dang molten and dangerwet besides

Who why’d you do that? They don’t ask, you don’t ask, he makes me go home with a clear laser

EMF and HFPW’

No need for scavengers in an environment completely full of plants.

Each mobster had their particular skill or dance and it was a laundry list of their moves exposited that night in the dingy underbelly

No new hearing that word! If we just recently learned to see blue whats next gay the color

He tol me u frumpy n u stank cuz u proly use curlers for spare tires nahmean proly u just flip floppity on the hood a jeep ri where u blong all dat spatta just left for the mu’fin CSI fuckin ticklin they computer keys in some neon=-lit subterranean science zone like they elphants fna take back they tusks from ivory pianos

He say jus get clean n im like nah u tryna drown me in a carwsh cuz

Talkin bout smell the daffodils, I cant even grow no daffodils I buried so many rotten moles neath my patch

Teamster’s union just about the only Wikipedia article I never read chiyul

Wayull ho ho ho that’s just about merry muffin Christmas a u u fucking leonard nimoy’s unibrow manifestin as a fuckin j c penny clearance sale with a fucking sloppy foamin pack o rabid dogs tearing the clothes off they racks

U face lookin like some fuckin artist tried to make like the concept of moo goo gai pan into a sculpture of like a fat-ass lil entitled kid’s birthday

He say we moondoggin his foodtruck, im like, get yo vocab straight, what in the hell is moondoggin, n he like, all Honduran n shit, say, we been takin hi lil debbies out they container n munchin em up n stuffin the chewt up lil debbies back in they lil pouches n like customers be buyin them n shit

Tryna tell ME how a pomegranate just gonna peel itself w/out my slightest attention

Just put on the radio, you feel betta. Ya hear that? That’s the sound of was ha’nen.

Yeah, he dropped what like two beats in li the tirteen years I knew him. Son, 2/13 gon get u booted off the team nahmean.

Interests

• dogs
• coloring
• dancing
• environment
• clothing
• science

Countries I’ve Visited

United States

Countries I’ve Lived In

United Kingdom