ABOUT ME

A clumsy funny rubber ball with a big heart and naughty mouth.

Interests

Personal philosophy about people, valid when crossing my doorstep:
(held in the typical solemn and slightly sticky ambience of international conferences, in a surrounding of cake- and coffee-scents, while the surring noise of an antique espresso machine is perpetually repeating the same old melody...)

(humanist) equality: The paradoxon of life is to acknowledge that all human beings are different, but nevertheless they are to be treated equally: because in the end of the day, where's the normative point which should be the most exemplary person of all? Equality arises, when someone is treating the others as they would like to be treated themselves. End of paradoxon. Well, and its beginning...

(animist) fraternalism: Personally I try to act upon the ideal that all living were some kind of brothers and sisters; and that all dead things are to be treated with value and respect. Consequently, we should only take from them as much as we need to survive. That also includes that those who mess around with food in my kitchen will be cursed, expelled and eventually get tared and feathered.

(individual) liberty: Any personal philosophy, religion and ideals should be respected as long as they don't touch those of other people or put themselves over others. Naïve pride of being the holder of a silly plastic card (you know, those that are supposed to officially rectify your identity) will most probably be eyed suspiciously or mocked.

(absolute) absurdity: Once I held this wonderful itching piece of clay in my hands, that dozens of decades ago had manipulated a whole colony of apes. One plastiline morning, when a TV screen sun rose above the hamburger fields, I woke up with the breeze of air conditioning in my face. I stared and I stunned, as a polyphone butterfly pixeled its path through the ether, creating a data mess whereever it alighted. Nauseated by a few epilepsy causing flickering manga monsters that danced and hopped around me in rage, I threw up a great rainbow, ripped out the cables of accommodation and ran like a berserk for my life, back into the misty humid jungle where I used to belong.

• dining
• coffee
• tv
• religion

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Everything is possible ...

Countries I’ve Visited

Croatia, Italy, Portugal, Thailand, United Kingdom

Countries I’ve Lived In

Austria