Being a lazy fuck, I go with Hunter S. Thompson:

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!”

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

To find someone ready to open his/her house for you - for no reason at all - or to open your house to a complete stranger and exchange stories all night long - drinking an unhealthy amount of booze - is something plain unbelievable and amazing.
And it happens every-fucking-time.

AS A HOST
I once received a couchrequest from one Hitler, saying he was having a bad time, havimg been kicked out of some art school or something. I declined it (I got a problem with moustaches) and we all know how it ended. So now I welcome everybody, just please don't invade Poland.

Actually, if you a) don't have a sense of humor, b) are easily offended or c) just want to spare money, you should look for another host. Don't get me wrong, I got zero problem with easily offended people with no money, I just don't want them around.

If you're traveling with somebody, do me a favor and don't say "a friend". Give the poor bastard at least a name, for Christ's sake.

AS A GUEST.
Through careful learning of some ancient Tibetan techniques, I learned how to turn myself into a bedside table, so I won't bother you. And you will have some extra space for socks.

Interests

Everything, but Reggae and Smurfs (how can a blue midget coming out of a mushroom be a good thing?).

Music, Movies, and Books

Dude, way too many to count. Anyway, anything with a soul in it, or Liam Neeson kicking somebody's ass.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I give you three.
First time I saw Night of the Living Dead. I was seven years old. Didn't sleep for the rest of the year.
First concert, Turin, 1992: Guns 'n' Roses, Soundgarden and Faith No More. What a gig!
First kiss. Still trying to figure it out.

Teach, Learn, Share

I can show you the path of the Force, or we can dive together into the Dark Side and get free biscuits.
I love biscuits.
And I'm your father.
Aaaaand your hand is gone.

What I Can Share with Hosts

Chocolate?

Countries I’ve Visited

Belgium, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Denmark, Estonia, France, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Latvia, Netherlands, Poland, Serbia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Turkey, United Kingdom, United States

Countries I’ve Lived In

Italy

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